Django Gold

comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

[Django Gold @django]

My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio.

An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Byron Allen to Rodney Dangerfield: Now I understand you seem to be having some respect issues in your marriage ?

[Django Gold @django]

audio engineer checking in, here’s why he’s wrong

[Mungo Jerry Official @MungoJerryLTD]

There was no wash board on the track, the percussion was created by myself, I used a cabassa, foot stomp on a piece of wood & mouth percussion. The rhythm was emphasised by me playing a Gibson acoustic guitar without using a pick. Paul King emphasised Mike Cole’s stand up bass part by playing a glass jug, Colin Earl played an acoustic grand piano & I also played a 1960 Fender Strat with my fingers through a 1963 Marshall top as well as singing the two vocal tracks. The recording took place in Pye Studio one on an 8 track machine through a Neve desk & Tannoy monitors

[Django Gold @django]

the incel lifestyle

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

.@HunterBiden Ozzy or Dio Sabbath

[Django Gold @django]

the incel lifestyle

[Django Gold @django]

sorry posers, the only "real" hipster bands were Yes and Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe

[Django Gold @django]

in NYC, sometimes you’re the person crying on a park bench, and sometimes you’re the person eating a giant chicken shawarma on a park bench, pretending like you can’t hear the person crying on an adjacent park bench

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

Classic street joke.

[Django Gold @django]

what sucks about Los Angeles is that your dad will just look like this

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM

[Django Gold @django]

throwback to when they let me intro the NBA Finals a few years ago

[Django Gold @django]

after my family was sodomized and bludgeoned to death by a pack of drug-crazed bikers, I leaned for emotional support on my two best friends: Ben and Jerry!

[Django Gold @django]

New York has the best treats

[Django Gold @django]

New York has the best treats

[Django Gold @django]

bitter nobody here, sounding off on someone’s art

[Django Gold @django]

if people ever learn about what I'm hiding in my heart I am FUCKED!!

[Django Gold @django]

TOO. SCARY.

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

What did spielberg mean by this transition?

[Django Gold @django]

imagine playing laser tag in here

[Django Gold @django]

@AdamGilbert__ tough guy behind the keyboard

[Django Gold @django]

@WinslowDumaine final girl vibes!

[Django Gold @django]

TOO. SCARY.