Dhananjay

Skywalker Marketing @Teamindus

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@jagograhakjago @PiyushGoyalOffc @ndtv @moneycontrolcom @TheKenWeb @htTweets @timesofindia @EconomicTimes

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

.@amazonIN the decline of your customer service from being best in class to extortion agents is the reason why you have become a failing brand in this country. You have cheated me of INR 55,390. You taken back the defective product as well and now are threatening me!

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Bengaluru airport security.

Officer: bag me murti hai?
Me: sir Puruskar hai
Officer: acha. Is me ke sharp
Point hai?
Me: sir sharp nahi hai. Uska pankh hai.
Officer: acha acha. Dikhaiye.

I open the bag. He looks at the award. Lifts it up. It’s not sharp.

Officer: accha hai. Badhai ho. Kya karte ho?
Me: Comedian sir. Joke sunata hoon.
Him: joke ke liye puruskar milte hain?
Me: mujhko bhi ajeeb laga sir.

We both laugh. I put it back in the bag. I head to my flight.

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@SwiggyCares @SwiggyCares your IVR says that there are no active orders on my number. Your APP shows that there is. Your app is not loading the help secing once again

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@SwiggyCares @SwiggyInstamart please help with the below order. I am trying to get in touch with support via your app for the past 45 minutes and it's still loading the help options.

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@SwiggyCares can you please help!

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@Swiggy are out right thieves. This is the third time this has happened to me in a span of 7 days. Swiggy customer support outright refused to help me. On top of that 20 different extra charges for no food and stealing money @consaff @PiyushGoyalOffc

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames. Much respect my brother 💪🏾 #33644

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

This entire experience has been very harrowing for me and I will be exploring options of shifting all my banking needs to another bank as soon as possible. Extremely disappointing to see a long standing customer can be treated so badly by an untrained and frustrated employee

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

Hi @HDFC_Bank I'd like to bring to your notice the behaviour of one of your employees Mr. Sunil Kumar. He has called me all month harassed and threatened me concerning my credit card payment. I was unable to make it on tine because your banking app was not allowing me to make it.

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

Isn't that visual incorrect, that's a tomato and mango engaging in consensual intercourse. They're both fruits. @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight @HBO #factcheck #representation #stopfruitwashinghollywood

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

Happy PI day!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

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[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

#10YearChallenge

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

Let's say you wanted to train a facial recognition algorithm on aging. What would do? Maybe start a meme like #10yearchallenge https://t.co/usFLAtMnAt

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

I just discovered I am 5 days older than @MargotRobbie. I also discovered that our combined net-worth is 11.995 million dollars.

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer away...

Welcome back @olegs26_ole! True United man for the job!

#OGS #theunitedone #GGMU #theredone

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@swiggy_in are just smarter thieves. Baseless 30 minute guarantees, and when they cannot keep upto it decide to cook up some excuse to not deliver the order. The customer executive wasted so much time with me on call I could not even place a replacement order. #shame #swiggytheif

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

These posts were subsequent on my LinkedIn feed. Just when you think when anything would change the universe apparently has a ready answer

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Let's hope the foreword has a copy of the birth certificate

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@SunSherman @anandmahindra @elonmusk @Tesla Hey can you please share a screenshot of your @atherenergy 2 wheeler?

[Dhananjay @DjayS11]

@ola_supports @AkhilSinghT Well I would say this automated reply is as bad as the placements of the tabs in the cab