Alright you scorechasers, who's your rival on the CH leaderboards?
You know, that one person who usually has the higher score and you feel accomplished every time you top them?
For me, that person is @lunacyriff
❤️THANK YOU PROG ROCK❤️
KING CRIMSON TAUGHT ME EVIL ALWAYS WINS
PINK FLOYD TAUGHT ME TO FALL OFF
YES TAUGHT ME ALCOHOLISM
RUSH DID NOTHING
GENTLE GIANT
ELP TAUGHT ME SYNTHESIZERS
CURVED AIR TAUGHT ME WOMEN
CAMEL TAUGHT ME TO SMOKE
GENESIS TAUGHT ME TO FALL OFF ALSO
The year is 2028
The unemployment rate is 99.7%
You receive your $700 universal basic income from the government
You have 3 days to gamble it on a prediction market to make your $2,800/mo rent on a studio apartment 70 miles outside Tulsa, Oklahoma
If you can’t quadruple the money, the government seizes your clothes and send you to be on Season 9 of Beast Games
The loser of the season is hunted alive by the elites for sport, live streamed on TikTok
The first time I took LSD my buddy and I were watching a "Watch This While High" video with the pretty visuals
We go smoke a joint, and AS SOON as we sit down again this clip comes on.
INSTANT mortified stunlock.
Video goes back to good vibes like nothing happened.
10/10 night.