Levi hernandez

Party like a rock star (la verdad no, solo soy un niño rata queriendo ser popular)

[Levi hernandez @Djpicudo]

Anoche mientras estaba trabajando de Uber en Guadalajara al dar una vuelta para intentar tomar periférico a eso de las 12:30 de la madrugada un auto me salió en sentido contrario me cortó el paso y me hizo cambios de luces. Yo inocentemente, pensé que me iba a indicar que... 👇

[Chaveztoon @Chaveztoon]

Messi no sabe de fútbol

Creo firmemente que Messi no podría ser un buen entrenador ni podría explicar un sistema de juego en un programa deportivo.

Porque Messi no entiende de fútbol, no como lo entienden los técnicos y ni siquiera los analistas deportivos.

El rosarino no entiende los aspectos que se relacionan con este deporte.

No sabe sobre geometría; igual regatea marcas en toda la media cancha que defensas en 5 pulgadas cuadradas.

No sabe nada del espacio; él sólo puede ensancharlo o encogerlo con cambios de ritmo. El humano más cercano a ese conocimiento fue Einstein, pero él sí podía explicarlo.

Y qué va a entender de gravedad. Podría adaptarse a la atmósfera de Marte en un segundo y meter un tiro libre sobre una barrera de marcianos de tres metros.

Nada sabe Messi sobre biología; nadie le explicó que los huesos se vuelven porosos y las articulaciones se endurecen cuando estás al borde de los 40.

¿Y del tiempo? Nada de nada. Puede convertir un minuto en una eternidad donde caben tres regates, una corrida de 20 metros, un frenazo, dos vueltas, un centro milimétrico, un golazo y una celebración de carnaval.

Cuando hala tres marcas y luego filtra una asistencia por el único espacio que hay, decimos que es inteligente, pero lo suyo no es inteligencia, es genio, y esa es una condición del entendimiento que está prohibida para nuestros ojos.

Lo acusan de que le han regalado todo y eso es verdad, hasta él lo reconoció. "Fue un regalo de Dios" que en su santa y misteriosa voluntad decidió entregarle a este argentino un talento que pudo repartir entre mil jugadores que habrían sido estrellas.

Messi no sabe de fútbol… porque "¿qué sabe un tiburón del oc��ano en que ha nadado toda su vida?".

Está claro, Lío Messi no sabe de fútbol. Messi ES el fútbol.

[CleiTiger23🏆#24🐯✌🏽 @CleiTiger]

Algunas veces solo necesitas que te boten como una basura.

[LEO MESSI FAN ZONE @LeoMessiFanZone]

��Before Leo Messi, The World Cup records:

🇩🇪 Most goals — Klose
🇦🇷 Most assists — Maradona
🇧🇷 Most G/A — Pele
🇦🇷 Most dribbles — Maradona
🇦🇷 Most chance creates — Maradona
🇧🇷 Most Knockout G/A — Pele
🇳🇱 Most MOTM awards — Sneijder
🇫🇷 Most Golden Balls — Zidane & others

🚨After Leo Messi, The World Cup records now:

🇦🇷 Most goals — Messi
🇦🇷 Most assists — Messi
🇦🇷 Most G/A — Messi
🇦🇷 Most dribbles — Messi
🇦🇷 Most chance creates — Messi
🇦🇷 Most Knockout G/A — Messi
🇦🇷 Most MOTM awards — Messi
🇦🇷 Most Golden Balls — Messi

This is how Lionel Messi has changed the entire history of the FIFA World Cup! The greatest ever in the history of this competition! 🐐💯

[Samantha R @lalibercolorada]

AHAJAJAJAJAAja

[DataFut @DataFutebol]

Essas fotos do Lionel Messi com o Lamine Yamal bebê acaba de se tornar algumas das maiores fotos na história do futebol.

Loucura.

[Fooootest（サッカーブログ） @Fooootest]

W杯史上屈指の激アツ決勝へ🇦🇷🇪🇸🔥

かつてメッシに抱かれた“赤子”ヤマルが、今度は対戦国のエースとしてW杯決勝で対峙

あまりにも漫画のような物語✨

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

Este video es cine 🚬🗿 https://t.co/bd6IQtGKna

[Luan Araujo @luanaraujo90]

Não tem nenhuma explicação lógica que diga que é crível que uma promessa do Barcelona participe de uma ação da UNICEF com refugiados e faça um ensaio fotográfico com um bebê e, 19 anos depois, eles se encontrem em uma final de Copa do Mundo como astros do futebol.

[Sholy Nation Sports @Sholynationsp]

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi’s 2026 World Cup is now better than his 2022 World Cup 😳

📊 2022 World Cup:
👕 7 games
⚽️ 7 goals
🎯 3 assists
😮 21 chances created
😳 7 big chances created
💨 15 successful dribbles

📊 2026 World Cup:
👕 7 games
⚽️ 8 goals
🎯 4 assists
😮 26 chances created
😳 8 big chances created
💨 24 successful dribbles

39 years old! 🐐

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️David Beckham on England’s 2:1 defeat to Argentina, says Messi is the GREATEST Player of all time:

“Football has a poetic way of completing its own stories. England once saw the Hand of God… tonight, they witnessed the Left Foot of God. Messi didn’t just play the game, he conducted it like a maestro leading an orchestra. Every touch was a sentence, every pass was a masterpiece, and those two assists were brushstrokes on football’s greatest canvas.

People spend their careers chasing greatness. Messi has spent his career redefining it. When the pressure reaches its highest peak, he becomes the calmest man in the stadium. That’s a gift you can’t coach, you can’t buy, and you certainly can’t defend against.

I’ve played with and against some of the greatest players this sport has ever seen, but what Lionel Messi continues to do on the biggest stage is beyond statistics, it’s legacy written in real time. Nights like this aren’t just victories; they’re chapters in football history.

For me, the debate is over. Lionel Messi isn’t just one of the greatest players of all time… he is the greatest player of all time.”

—🎙️Mixed Zone

[Levi hernandez @Djpicudo]

El 🐐

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Lautaro Martínez was asked about Lionel Messi’s influence during Argentina’s World Cup semi-final victory over England.

🎙️ Reporter: “Lautaro, can you tell us what Lionel Messi said to you after you came on?”

🗣️ Lautaro Martínez:

“People see the assists, the dribbles and the magic, but they don’t see what Leo does with his words.

When I came onto the pitch, he walked over to me and said, ‘Attack the space between the defenders. Go for the headers. Keep making those runs.’

I tried it the first time and it didn’t work. I looked at him, and instead of telling me to change, he kept giving me signs to keep believing. He knew the opportunity would come.

We were 1–1 with less than five minutes to play. Leo looked at the scoreboard, then looked straight at me and nodded. He didn’t even have to speak. I knew exactly what he wanted. I knew the assignment.

That’s what makes him different. He sees the game before everyone else. He knows where the space will open, and he gives you the confidence to attack it without hesitation.

Playing with him is incredible because he doesn’t only create chances with his feet. He creates belief in every player around him.

At 39 years old, he’s still leading Argentina in the biggest matches, still deciding games and still showing us why he’s the greatest footballer I’ve ever seen.

We’re in another World Cup final because once again, when Argentina needed someone to guide us, Lionel Messi was that man.”

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Thomas Tuchel on Lionel Messi’s masterclass against England.

🗣️ “I’ve coached against some of the greatest footballers in history, but nights like this remind you why Lionel Messi is different. We prepared for him all week. We had plans, we had markers, we had instructions… and none of it was enough. He punished us with two moments of absolute genius.”

“You can stop him for 85 minutes, but Messi only needs five seconds to destroy everything you’ve built. That’s what happened tonight. Two assists, no panic, no wasted movement just pure football intelligence. He doesn’t force the game. He waits… and when you make one mistake, you’re dead.”

“I was shouting from the touchline because I knew the danger every time he received the ball. My players knew it too. Yet knowing what Messi is capable of and actually stopping him are two completely different things. He sees passes that nobody else in world football even imagines.”

“People talk about speed and strength. Messi doesn’t need either. His brain is faster than every defender on the pitch. He dictates the tempo, manipulates space and tears teams apart without looking like he’s trying. That is what true greatness looks like.”

“As painful as this defeat is for England, I refuse to lie. We were beaten by a footballer who continues to redefine the game at 39 years old. Two assists in a World Cup semi-final, carrying his country into another final… that’s not normal. That’s history unfolding in front of your eyes.”

“Sometimes, as a coach, you have to accept an uncomfortable truth. We didn’t just lose to Argentina we lost to Lionel Messi. And if he plays the final like he played tonight, the rest of the world should be very worried.”

[Levi hernandez @Djpicudo]

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[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

this is elder abuse 😭😭😭