The Massive Emcee

IG: @Djscoota904 SC: @Djscoota904

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Let Dak & Zek go.. Me and Rj ready now! @dallascowboys 🏈🤞🏾#NeverForgetLoyalty

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Lately I just been wanting to be around love!! It ain’t even have to be family just genuine love …

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

If you ever got cheated on by a man and a dike, 🕳️ YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

This Sunday, Church starts at 9am free crabs while you receive the word… 🙏🏾

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Better be watch your homeboy with them Meta glasses… That shit the same as a wire!

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Just go ahead and start buying ammo… America is about to take a crazy turn!

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Y’all MUA’s be dead ass wrong for puttin all that damn light skin powder under these girls eyes…

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Mother’s Day coming up… Better let your baby daddy smash so you can get a gift!

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Uber/Lyft is cheaper than a DUI… Be smart tonight no matter where you’re going for NYE!

Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over…
Click it or Ticket…

This message is sponsored by Nobody 😂

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Dear Club/Lounge Security,

Nobody has ever said “I’m coming to party with security!” With that shit being said, be firm on the venue policies, of course don’t let a 🥷🏾 disrespect you, but don’t be at that door acting like that lil pistol on your hip the only one they made…

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Ain’t nobody that went to Raines answering the phone today… Like damn the Donut shop usually be open bout 7am with the hot light on 😂

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Y’all ready for Matching Pajamas SZN or next year gonna be your year? 👀😂

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

A man watching another man from a fake page is beyond the gayest shit ever…

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Honestly,

I’m okay if we never speak again!

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

I can’t stand a “Get it off Amazon” ass person! “It’s cheaper and you’ll get it tomorrow” face ass 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Your baby daddy left cause of you…

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

They just letting anybody work in these hospitals… She can’t keep a man how she gonna keep somebody alive 😂😂😂

[The Massive Emcee @Djscoota904]

Black cat owners,

Why a cat?

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Women only bath in super hot water around 🥷🏾’s they don’t really like… Or maybe she don’t want you to see how much dirt coming off her and she know ain’t no 🥷🏾 getting in burning water so she turn it to super hot… You following me?

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Ever wondered why promoters tax niggas??? Cause y’all boys be talking like hoes on the internet…

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@Jaguars WHY VEGAS IN DECEMBER?? 3 DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS YALL STUPID!!!!