Dakota M

perpetually eepy

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mozzarella sticks, toasted ravioli, and garlic bread

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Wtreogcaasbgufeotwattmmwcbhsagaikhgmagd

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@haunteddotpizza So insane timing ig

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Bluke is insane

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"There is no corner of my heart that I would not turn over to the world for five points" -BLM

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How does one kindly say "shut tf up and get out of my face." ??

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Love when my dog uses my ass as a pillow (not in a weird way in an i love my dog)

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I need a live action the emperor's new groove and I need markiplier to play Kronk...IMMEDIATELY

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Every person on the planet needs to have the experience: a sleepy dog laying under the covers with you then using your legs/feet as a pillow

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Like $10 for every firework set off post 11pm curfew type shit, cause why tf is my dog STILL HIDING under the bed from fireworks that started 8 HOURS AGO?!

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People should get a ticket for setting off fireworks after 11pm

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I dislike America. I dislike fireworks. I dislike this whole day

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Hanna = llama

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I swear my managers are sadistic bc who tf FORCES their employees to wear jeans in a goddamn heat wave!

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"I just body slammed a twink in a gay bar in Hell's Kitchen"

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Idk how to be slow. It's like not in my nature or something bc why tf am I over here cutting through shit and making a straight b-line to the exit while all these people waddle on out like sheep (ik sheep don't waddle but go with me)

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It's so crazy seeing certain ads outside of work cause I've got no idea what the audio is most of the time

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My managers HATE to have to let me leave. Like BRO I WANNA GO HORM PLEASE

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I love interracial couples

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There is no corner of my life I wouldn't turn over for five points