The DKMU

When the order of consensus reality becomes oppressive, chaos becomes hope! Join the Assault on Reality today!

[Jocelyn✨ @_jocelynhurtado]

The fact that I’m seven months already scares me 😭 time goes by so quick anyway here’s a little bumpdate

[feral fawcett @knifesex]

periodic reminder that threatening to curse people on the internet is one of the corniest things you can do

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

@banefolk I think we need to reach out specifically to work with secular anifascist and leftist organizers. We need to stake out a compelling theory of esoteric leftism.

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

@banefolk These guys are at least O9A adjacent, I'd wager.

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

Feed the Web, Feed the Spider, Use the Linking Sigil

[Jack MacGregor @JiggeryJackMac]

It is considered very bad luck to kill a spider as their presence in your home symbolizes good health, wealth, and cleanliness. It is said that if you absolutely must kill a spider then you can negate the bad luck by apologizing profusely to the creature first.
#FolkloreThursday

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

@banefolk Even if you get caught up in a bad faith situation, understanding where they come from can help fight more effectively against them.

It's like being afraid of the KJV because you think it'll brainwash you into believing fundamentalist christianity.

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

@banefolk This may just be my Chaos Magick background, but I think that people's brains in general should be reasonably bendy.

There's very little I agree with 100%, but I usually can find things that I like, and can understand the things I disagree with within the context of that belief

[Robert Anton Wilson Archives @RAWarchives]

"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STEP OUTSIDE THE FRAMEWORK WHICH HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DESIGNED AS 'REALITY' BECAUSE THIS GIVES THE WHOLE GAME AWAY."
Mad Mordecai (mosprobably Robert Anton Wilson)
Chicago Seed, Volume 3, Issue 8 (1969)

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

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[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

@forestwitch @billy_mavreas MURDER PARTY IS MY FAVORITE

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

@krassenstein

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

Y’see youngins, Ole Salty was a one-armed, one-legged, hobbling, one-lazy-eyed madman chicken herdin alchemist troll in the mountains, n every once n awhile he’d come into town flamin and trollin all the people he met with parables of w0m0nz n rum n honey n faith.. #trump #occult

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

but as it was’a leakin out it ignited, send’n Ole Salty off into the sky like a bottle rocket that’d been jammed into the ground, blue flames rocketing out his ass, screechin’ all the way to the stars…
#trump #occult

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

Y’Yonginzorz knows yer Ole Salty history? Well, iffin ya don’t ya’ll will listen real nice now to wtf who/e tells this shit yo. #trump #occult

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

Now y’see youngins, the heat reminded’m uv nitroglycerin… he landed on the broomstick n the tip hit the rock n it all got shoved up his arse, but it was too late, the rock was already beginning’a to change ‘n bam, nitroglycerin #trump #occult

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

the broom snapped n went’a flyin n landed one jagged end (where it’d snapped) in the ground, standin’ up…
#trump #occult

[The DKMU @DkmuThe]

(lmao, lmfao)… Ole Salty had teh psipokesz shield that transmuted all that he touched n 2 whatevauaa he thought about after a few seconds #trump #occult