Doug

I used to tweet song lyrics in 8th grade.

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@_MikeVA #askmikeVA what’s going on with Tatis & Marte - getting killed over here in the 12turn spot with both of them?

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@_MikeVA Ben Rice should learn to play third and it would solve the Yankees problems. Easier said than done.

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Peanut butter and jelly 🤠
Peanut butter and jam 🤮

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Spinach and artichoke dip 🤠
Artichoke and spinach dip 😒

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@_MikeVA It’s a bit of custom settings, but my leagues got him about on par with those guys!

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@_MikeVA Lawrence Butler droppable?

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

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@Davpep34 Sliced bread is overrated… canned bread is where it’s at

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Top five inventions of all time in order:

1. Neosporin
2. The internet
3. Microwaves
4. Highways/roads
5. Indoor plumbing

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I'm at the point in my advertising career where I recognize stock music in the wild

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Couldn’t ask for more from the youngest team ever to make the playoffs @packers great Season.

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Just had a note come in from a client to address copy as if "people can't read properly."

[Flippin' Bats Podcast @FlippinBatsPod]

That Adolis Garcia strut. 😤

📺: FOX/FS1

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@MKBFantasy Heim not the same since injury.

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I feel like I’ve been training my whole life for a @twofriendsmusic concert

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Is naturally flavored with other natural flavors

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Victor Wembanyana's security guard slapped Britney Spears? He's a bust.

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No need for a poll this year, Heart Like a Truck is the song of the summer.