Millennio Martinez

I tweet at shows. Loves: Volcano Yoga. 3D Puzzles. Plastic Nostalgia. Potato-Chana Roti. Synthetic Fibers. Empathy. Super Mario. GIS/Cartography.

[Millennio Martinez @Dmarvelous5000]

@AroundtheHorn @TonyReali I've been watching ATH since it debuted roughly 1 year after PTI sometime when I was in middle school.

You guys have given me something to look forward to for the last 45 years.

I may still be trying to pass the 8th grade but that's a different story

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Hot take: Dan Porter is, in fact, not quitting watching football.

Is he really this dumb or is he just playing down to the LCD?

I know this is a lot to take for lots of you

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m quitting watching football. There is no other way to teach @nflcommish a lesson. This is blatant cheating. #nflrigged

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@stoolpresidente @nflcommish Are you the Trump of Sports

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@ChrisWittyngham cuz it sounds like you're on 560 right now

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@ChrisWittyngham are you on 560 right now

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@LeBatardShow @jessica_smetana @Hawk Are these freaking CFP playoffs still going on like ugh can't I just watch one freaking Netflix show

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@LeBatardShow bro how pissed is Kenny G right now after that super saxy national anthem

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Bring back the hand check, @NBA!

Name a better compromise to make today's game more exciting.

Ok I will.

And ones in the restricted area are automatically worth 3 points. No FT, keeps the game flowing.

what do you think?

#NBATwitter #HeatNation

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@minakimes @danorlovsky7 @LauraRutledge @Realrclark25

Why does Simpsonified Mina have Mr. Burns's teeth?

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@GetSpeks hi there! Sorry to be a cheapo but is there anyway to combine the Black Friday sale with points we've earned from ordering from your site?

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@MarcHochman Hate from Australia

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@PatMcAfeeShow OY. WHY THE HELL WOULD DOLPHIN FANS WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED*AGAIN* ON PRIMETIME

FFS WE LOST TO GEORGIA TECH *AGAIN* TWO DAYS AGO

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@dpshow the bleap

Cuz what the f*** did I just see

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@LeBatardShow can't forget Papi's black socks and brown penny loafers

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It feels so warm and safe to be nestled back in betwixt your massive hairy bosom @LeBatardShow

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@Brendan_Tobin At 6yo I caught one of Old Mustache Peanut Guy's tennis balls at my 1st ever Marlins game with my dad. The throw back tho was a DART. right to a guy like 16 rows up. I still have his fuming leathery glare branded into me

Dad hasn't spoken to me since

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@QMxInsider I miss you guys so freaking much like for the love of God please take my money

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@MarcHochman also I look forward to you guys talking about water polo for another 40 seconds in 2028.

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@MarcHochman Ashley Johnson was actually on my club team #RiptidesWaterPolo.

Ended up playing in college- best years of my life. I credit that sport entirely for being so good at sex.

And yes, it's even harder than it looks. Ever had a dude's big toe shoved up your cornhole?

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@PatMcAfeeShow is that a picture of Josh Hawley in front of Boston Connor

Do you guys even know who Josh Hawley is