Maui Williams

HP obsessor, Barça enthusiast, DMB fanatic, Hamilton aficionado. My tweets reflect my opinions, not those of my employer.

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

@lyft Thank you for your assistance.

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Still waiting on any sort of contact from @lyft. Kinda wild that a massive company has no support staff on the weekend. People only use ride share during business hours, right? 😒

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Used to love @lyft but their inability to help with time-sensitive issues is astounding. No response to the help email, and no call center phone number. Ridiculous customer service.

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Used to love @lyft but their inability to help with time-sensitive issues is astounding. No response to the help email, and no call center phone number. Ridiculous customer service.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Filled with rage and grief, and so broken by the murders in Uvalde. By Buffalo, Laguna Woods and so many others. By the ways in which we, as a nation, have become conditioned to unfathomable and unbearable heartbreak. Steve’s words ring so true and cut so deep.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

You’re doggone right we saved some pup content for #NationalPetDay 🐶

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

We should have finished the episode.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

PS I wrote this tweet all by myself in case you were wondering 😑

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

CHRISTIAN PULISIC! 😤 🇺🇸

He levels the score for Chelsea at 2-2 🙌

(vía @NBCSportsSoccer)

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Girl in 120 - you can be the second proposal in your section if you want. She’s ready 👇🏻👀
#pacersgamenight

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

@brandichastain Brandi I know you're a little bit new so it's okay but just for the future it's called THE soccer. Keep trying love you

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Hey @GainbridgeFH @Pacers it’s better if you don’t play songs that #BlurLines of consent. #ConsentIsARight #NoBlurredLines

[Stefan Lessard 🌊 @SLessard]

I can’t believe there is no moose emoji.

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Your hand forever is all I want, don’t take the money. #bleachers

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

All I want is @RealChalamet to use The Voice on me. #Dune

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Competitor. Warrior. Champion.

@CarliLloyd's career in the crest has been truly remarkable 🇺🇸⚽️

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

*a cheers with water occurs*
“You know that’s bad luck”
Non-water drinker: “Yeah.”

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Yeah you used to be able to see touchdown Jesus from here!
“I guess revenue trumps faith.”
😳💀
#ndfootball

[Stefan Lessard 🌊 @SLessard]

Happy Birthday, LeRoi. Miss and love you brother.

Photo by Sam Erickson from the Plant studio during the making of Before These Crowded Streets 🖤

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

@FOXSoccer @USMNT Of course not. He said it to be provocative, which is how you maximize the number of seconds that Fox-owned media channels allow you to be on television.

[Maui Williams @DmbMaui]

Me: oh great, nothing to do on a Tuesday!
@MedjyFresh: come have drinks.
*three hours later*