👻Linz 🇺🇦

There's always a silver lining. Sometimes you just have to look harder.
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[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

From all of us here at the mad House, and for whenever midnight strikes for you... Here's hoping for a year of good things and easy days. #newyear https://t.co/PsfbQMvNit

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

#Christmas coma: Achieved ✅ https://t.co/owuQNi3NF3

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

From me and all of mine, to you and all of yours,have the very Merriest of #Christmas Days. https://t.co/dHW7l3Ntam

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

I'm already counting it out for them. Both!

[RedVee @RedVeeDotNet]

Take my money

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

. @Saints1890 Bro and fam are at the show tonight. Sent me a pic of the new kits. They look (from a dark and distant pic) epic! Brilliant! Chances I'll be getting both this year! #newkit

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

@CarolPrince82 Little Ratbags (1 + 2) older Ratbags (3). My strange mother (4). Me (5 - CBA to cut at all)

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Depends on the age of the person I'm cutting for. When they were little Ratbags, q or 2. Older Ratbags get 3. My mum likes 4 (I don't even know why but she does)

[Sorted Food @sortedfood]

How do you cut your toast? 👀

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

I swear to fuckery if that lying asshat comes back as some sort of hero, I'm done. Just done.
#GeneralElectionNow

[Chris Mason @ChrisMasonBBC]

As stories are immediately written that Boris Johnson will stand again as Conservative leader, those around him are not knocking them down. A source tells me he is "not saying anything either way" at the moment https://t.co/lCjnybW8Jn

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Happy 40th birthday, S-i-l. We're all officially in our 40s now. Ha! https://t.co/357CeZ2JsI

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

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#COYS

[St.Helens R.F.C. @Saints1890]

🏆🏆🏆🏆

#COYS

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

I am hoarse and screaming and dancing.

Just amazing!

#COYS

[St.Helens R.F.C. @Saints1890]

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞! 🏆🏆🏆🏆

We become the first Club in @SuperLeague history to win four Grand Finals in a row! 💯

#COYS

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

@chiroho Which is a definite, legitimate, feeling tbh. I wouldn't blame any of the commonwealth for having a serious think tbh.

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

@chiroho Honestly, I don't see Charles lasting long. I don't know why. William is where the power seems to have been shifted this last few years.

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Rest in Peace you Majesty. Thank you.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Holy shit. Finally!

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

New MSE price cap rise calculator. Please share.

As the cap is both regional, and based on standing charge and unit rates. We've built a calculator to ESTIMATE your personal increase - the team has just finished plugging in the data, so its now live.

https://t.co/gWUbiLESTv

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Boychild got his GCSE results today. Smashed the everloving shit out of them! So proud of you, Dude. (and now I'm gonna do my 'told ya so' dance some more) #Ratbags https://t.co/UGcU1KanGM

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Making my Shark vacuum earn its price after defluffing the floof. (I'd already brushed up a bag full!) https://t.co/M98cr9qAaR

[👻Linz 🇺🇦 @DmentedTurtle]

Wow, all these years and I've been conversing with a bot. We'll just ignore the time we met etc. Bot! 🤣🤣 What a pillock that man is.