Iβm shaking... I went outside and there were fans at my front door screaming βare you Dmitri Agarwal from twitter dot com?β i said no and got in my 2002 Nissan Micra speeding off at 100mph, spinning off the icy road and into a tree, now the police have shown up. #FreeDmitri
I hope you all had a good Christmas. I certainly did, I spent my day watching Messi comps and eating hot cheetos π₯. I also got a PS5 which I saved up for all year because the grind don't stopπͺπΈ. Here's a pic of me on the job. Don't forget to follow my main @MessiPeak
This is @MadridInfo2 AKA Jason Giminez, he lives with his parents at age 38 and runs an honest fan account in December 2020. He spends his time disliking Cristiano Ronaldo comps on YouTube.
This is @dembele_11szn AKA Josh McCracken, renounced for camping in plug chats and helping his broski's commit ratios on Twitter users. Dembele doesn't know you exist g
Today is my birthday, 26 years old, finally.
So, what are my Birthday wishes? Well, I've been up all night praying for a Madrid loss and that hopefully this year I can lose my virginity ππ₯³