Murph

[Moby De Zerbi @moby_spurs]

Anyone else suspicious about how quickly he’s learned to speak fluent English??? 🤔

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP @NoWayWoke]

This is going to run until the next election, isn’t it 😁

[Abs @overlyannoyingx]

No matter what you think of Restore, you have to respect Rupert Lowe. He’s stood up for those girls when nobody else did. That’s my prime minister.

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

Acabas de ganar la Champions y en vez de ir a celebrar con tus compañeros vas a apoyar a tu compatriota. Cuanto honor. Fútbol, señores.

[Paul @Uppo76]

Antony Gordon unveiled as a Barca player……….

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Probably a package holiday.

[Miilato @miiilato]

it’s funny how a person can go hours without texting back, but when you meet them irl they check their phone every minute

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I’ll tell you something for free.

At the highest level of football, there are certain things you cannot fluke.

Glasner won the Europa League with Frankfurt, this was a time big teams use to drop from UCL into Europa, so he had to face teams like Barcelona on the way. Still, he won the Europa.

He came to Palace, with a small budget compared to the other English teams, he won the FA Cup, the first trophy in Palace’s history, he beat Man City to win it. You can’t fluke that, he’s a winner.

He qualified them to Europa by winning the FA Cup , but they dropped to Conference league because of the multi-club ownership saga with Textor. Despite the setback, he has just won an European trophy for a South London club.

In 2 years, he has changed a club’s history and won 3 trophies for them if we add the community shield. He did this while losing big players, lost his captain January, lost his best player to Arsenal in summer, lost Olise.

This guy is a winner.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Murph @Dmurph81]

State of FCB these days

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️

[wayne harris @mass_swede]

Any1 interested in going the the EFL play off final in a helicopter, I'm looking for 2 people to join us. Leave Saturday AM from humberside Airport, have breakfast, watch the match then fly home.

DM if interested, pref someone with a helicopter and tickets, otherwise we can't go

[Jordan Walker @JayW132]

HS2. A masterclass in how Britain destroys money.

The cost:
• 2011: £32.7bn
• 2013: £45bn
• 2015: £55.7bn
• 2019: up to £88bn
• 2020: up to £106bn
• 2026: up to £102.7bn… for a fraction of the original route

What’s been cut along the way:
• 2021: Eastern leg to Leeds: SCRAPPED
• 2022: Golborne link to Scotland: SCRAPPED
• 2023: Birmingham → Manchester leg: SCRAPPED
• 2023: Crewe hub: SCRAPPED
• Euston terminus: paused, downsized from 10 platforms to 6, now needs private finance

Original plan: 11 cities, 340 miles, £32bn, open 2026.

What we’re getting: 4 stations, 140 miles, £100bn+, open 2039.

A national embarrassment, paid for by taxpayers.

[Murph @Dmurph81]

Corruption at its finest

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government says HS2 is now set to cost up to £102.7bn

The first trains from Birmingham to west London are expected between May 2036 and October 2039

Services from Euston to the North West and Scotland are expected between May 2040 and December 2043

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

Trying to imagine how angry I'd be as a Southampton player...

That after 48 games of brutal Championship football, a relentless schedule...

Representatives of your club have cost you the chance of promotion by spying behind a tree on the opposition with an iphone.

[☃️Oki Spooky Navideña🎄🎃🍁 @ardillakoalaoki]

Llegó la época de hacer esto en la playa 😅

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately

115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Are the songs okay