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[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

Undertaker every Friday in the 2000s

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

Pretty sure mine was the blob or nightmare on elm street.

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

Everybody’s first horror movie was Scream or Halloween. Prove me wrong!

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

We’re looking for plots in parody films. Do people know how to have fun?

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@Tony_Deppen Not surprising they asked for an encore

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

All of these women evolved over time, one didn’t and is stagnant. All of these women helped bring a wave of new genres to the scene, one really didn’t.

[Dullah_theKing🎧 @DullahTheking2]

Who is the weakest artist here❔

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

@mommabiia Furthermore, what you supposed to do about HER behavior? You ain’t her friend, you just watching her content. All these feelings for someone where people’s average complaining ain’t gon change shit. She entertaining, I ain’t looking at her to raise my kid

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

The comments aren’t important but it’s a bunch of dumb idiots claiming they’re smarter than NDT. I assure you, I don’t know a single person in my life smarter than him, that’s why HE is a scientist

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

@daltonleepruitt Genuine concern … I mean sure, but if he has, what are you gonna do about it?

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

Why do ya’ll want this queer film to use generative ai so bad? I won’t never seen the timeline be so aggressive about it with a film other than this one, like, I get it, I don’t like it, but Martin openly said he was gonna use it I guarantee none of you will act this way

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘STOP! THAT! TRAIN’ Director Adam Shankman has denied claims that the film uses AI-generated scenes:

“We employed hundreds of VFX artists who all killed themselves getting this out for release and not one job was taken out of human hands.”

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

hey can we slow down

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

@leaveitbe2022 Absolutely, I think it would be healthier but o do not think, and continue to think it will never get healthier hntil Khan clearly really likes women’s wrestling and no one can tell me he does when he’s still doing one womens match a show

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

Remember when we said it’s great she won all those belts but no good story comes from it and people said “just wait.”

Uhm ….

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Man, queer wrestlers since I’ve been involved constantly get in their own way in this business, instead of working together always trying to please some white dude. (No, you probably do not know what I’m referencing.)

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

Take this how you will, when it comes to black written comedies, I simply do not care what white people think of them. Lo siento.

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

@MeelzTV @_RobJay Like I am not concerning myself with what a critic has to say about a parody film

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I mean I have my issues with beyond but maybe, you can do what you want, why don’t you get on the owner of the company?

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@picanor_narra @Caol_MacCormaic Like what?

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@thewireduser @leonidas701 @SilentDawnLB Again, funny movie, but there’s a distinct, iono, black humor that it’s missing because well … ya know

[Cumshotlariat @Dnellicious]

@thewireduser @leonidas701 @SilentDawnLB It’s fine, like I laughed, but it was very noticeably not the wayans when I was younger even though I didn’t know what was happening behind the scenes. I’m a person who grew up on “gonna git you sucka” and their humor in general and it feels very different

[la burrito titi @mexitalianbeef]

they raised me

[meehofficial™️ @meehofficial13]

Happy to report that #ScaryMovie is SO MUCH FUN and it doesn’t hold back!!!

The jokes are global and everything lands PERFECTLY. There is ONE particular scene that got people laughing for almost 1 minute straight. SO MANY SURPRISES.

A FANTASTIC COMEBACK!! 👏🤣

[Clare 🦋 @SayWhatSugar]

The fact that people think this is conservative propaganda after our characters are either: unhappy, broke, broken, in jail or dead. The glitter is gone, we're left with religion being used to cope and an empty statement said by a dead person.