People are watching Scary Movie wrong, youβre supposed to get high, wear hoodies and big bags, sneak in snacks, and eat movie nachos and laugh at the nonsense of it all.
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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.
In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.
BREAKING: Serena Williams has announced she is officially coming out of retirement and will play doubles at this year's Queen's tournament π¨
THE GOAT IS BACK π
Out Hustled. Out Rebounded. Out Played. Out Coached. No Toughness. Nobody Looks Mad. Nobody Looks Like They Wanna Win. Just Soft. Shits Disappointing. Swept on Our Home Floorπ€¦π½ββοΈ