Disciples Batman

I'm Batman

A parody account run by @RevJoshMan

[Shonda @ShondaMartin_]

The STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS APPLICATIONS could open as soon as tomorrow! So here's a thread on how to tell if your loan actually qualifies and how to properly prepare for the application.

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[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

@rthrabrdgd I know how you feel. Happens every time I have to get a new Robin.

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

Apparently Robin helped me join Twitter 6 years ago! Must have been a slow crime day. Here’s to many more years fighting for justice!

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

If @JoelAllenBrown thinks it’s cold in Chicago, he should visit Gotham City. Granted, Mr Freeze has currently taken over the city. I’ll stop him after #MinWk2021

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

To recreate that in person conference feel, I’ve got my AC set to Mr Freeze levels and am sitting in the most uncomfortable chair I have. Just like I’m really there! #MinWk2021 @britedivinity

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

I tried to tell Robin my story as recommended by Dr Cho, but he just rolled his eyes and said everyone already knows my story. It’s not my fault every movie about me retells it! #MinWk2021

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

Best part about virtual conferences like this year’s Minister’s Week is you can attend in your Bat-Robe after a long night of crime fighting #minwk2021 @britedivinity

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

This is me with the last episode of #BatmanTheAnimatedSeries - if I don’t watch it, it never ended and the greatest me show of all time is still on the air.

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

I know he’s just a racist and bigoted idiot who could throw a ball good, but I’ll play. I would make Qualified Immunity illegal, or enact a completely independent of law enforcement committee that policed police behavior. Much more work to be done, but shows his point is stupid.

[Curt Schilling @gehrig38]

Wanna see heads explode? To ANY supporters of BLM, what LAW would you enact to eliminate "white supremacy"? What law, that does NOT already exist?

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

No #CampbellCon next July!? I had so many great and hilarious tweets planned though...

I hope everyone stays as safe as you can. Hopefully criminals continue to self-quarantine; I’m going to be busy helping Robin with virtual schooling.

(Who am I kidding? Alfred will do that.)

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

@Knapsack @DisciplesHulk I just don’t understand why black isn’t a liturgical color, but I’m still prepared for all of them.

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

I actually know this one. #CCDoC #Jeopardy

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

“Lamentations isn’t something I read every night.” - Dr Nancy Ramsey #MinWk2020

I, on the other hand, do read Lamentations every night. They don’t call me the Dark Knight for nothing!

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

#CampbellCon #Abide2019

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

From the Desk of Bruce Wayne:

#Abide2019

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

@DisciplesLeslie You just beat me to it. Thank you for your words. And your superhero work.

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

From the Desk of Bruce Wayne:

#Abide2019

[Disciples Batman @DoCBatman]

For all who complain about the ridiculous nature of some of my rogues’ gallery, I present the President of the United States and his latest racist, profanity laden tirade. Reality is even more unbelievable than Gotham’s prisons having a revolving door.

[Peter Heltzel @PeterHeltzel]

BE THERE. Home for the #Holidays in the #BigApple? Come join me for the #ChristmasEve service @ThePark1010 1010 Park Ave and 85th Street with services at 11 am and my favorite of the year: Midnight Mass at 11 PM!