"Edit everything I've said out. Please? Please. I'm serious actually though. Please edit. Can you be pretty brutal on what I've said so far when you're editing? Please I'm not joking." -Matt, Ep. 395 #DoGoOnPod
"Hello it's me, Liam Neeson. Just wondering if I could have my daughter back please. I have a very specific set of skills. I'm a carpenter. I could build you something nice in exchange for my child." -Jess, Ep. 381 #DoGoOnPod
"Curse you Ludwig. My blood boils for Ludwig. Ask my wife, she hears me in the other room yelling at a fictional Ludwig while doing Mario Kart 50cc. I'm not very good." -Dave, Ep. 400 #DoGoOnPod