DANtifa

Just a normal human guy who likes normal human things. Not a care in the world despite my sub-century life expectancy. Patron Saint of Backing up Trailers.

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

"Growing older is a falling away of everything that that doesn't matter, and a deepening appreciation of all the parts that were important enough to stay."

James SA Corey in Tiamat's Wrath

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@StevenCheah @bleacherbum099 this is why you suck at fantasy football

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@MikeTheHump_ @StevenCheah he couldn't possibly comprehend per game averages and going into a season fully healthy for once... nope, just rage-bait barstool nonsense

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

mer mer mer, I'm a barstool guy with a dumb opinion no one cares about look at me merrrrrrr

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Holy overpay. His best season was his rookie year in 2022. He has missed 20 games in 4 years and has never had more than 620 yards in a season.

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

Another One... *DJ Khaled voice* #thisismycrew

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

18 year olds with impressive Statcast data so far this year 👀

https://t.co/BvqL544jWH

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Hard to imagine a more impressive start for this young duo

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@AndrewStoeten Wow this totally works when applied to... Milwaukee?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

nyt can you please have some decency about a decorated war veteran combat surgeon who saved tammy duckworth's life, who treated 9/11 first responders and was in gaza during the genocide. i get that he's muslim and antizionist but this is a shameful and racist subheader!

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@BucksRealm You ever get tired of rage baiting?

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@RunTheJules "Smart execs"

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

With the @paramountplus logo in the background is 🤌

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:

"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.

[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."

(via @mmamania)

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

Ironically he's correct. Our enemies (Zionist Nazis) have infiltrated us from within.

[Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer]

He travelled to Bosnia where he volunteered for an Al Qaeda offshoot.

Congress would be within its rights not to seat him.

Our enemies should have no expectation they can infiltrate us from within.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Hamawy served as a combat surgeon in Iraq, which we invaded based on lies told by Ari Fleischer. Hamawy told me yesterday that on heavy days of battle he’d operate on as many as 30-40 American servicemembers, triaging where he had to.

Ari bears significant responsibility for every single one of those maimed men and women that Hamawy worked to save.

Now to have the balls to link him to Al Qaeda is not remotely the most shameful thing he’s done in his life, but it has to be in the top ten.

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

A) guy does incredibly well.

B) guy does literal historic things.

Yeah fuck it let's give it to A, because market size. Fucking @officialBBWAA never fails to fail.

[Jayson Stark @jaysonst]

MLB doesn't announce the voting for stuff like Pitcher of the Month awards.

Sanchez vs. the Miz wasn't as obvious as my friends in Philly think. I'd love to know how close this vote was.

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@BrewerFanInTX @BrewersOfMKE So what's your point then? He's an upgrade at 3b. That's my point

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@BrewerFanInTX @BrewersOfMKE He's batting .100 points more than who he'd replace and it ain't like Rengifo is a gold Glover lol

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@BrewersOfMKE THIS is who they should be targeting. Not freaking Skubal

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@PitchingNinja Lab go brrrrrr

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

Reading off his phone because here can't formulate a single original coherent thought by himself

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Sen. John Fetterman unloads on Graham Platner: “What kind of a creeper has been on a platform like Kik.”
“All I'm saying, it's like, when I was growing up, if someone had a clear Nazi tattoo on them, you probably could conclude that they are a Nazi sympathizer.”

[DANtifa @DoHef19]

@MarkCHealey Yes. Because there will also be a floor. Why are you dumb?