Bob

Security. Dependa. Being generally #uplifting. Bourbon is the duck tape of fluids. #DoGood ⚓️ Bob/Roberta/Robert.

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

me rn after all of today’s news

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

@united The FAs thought this behavior was cute. Standard service dog and owner behavior, I guess.

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

@united This dog crawled on my lap, invaded my foot space, and nibbled my hand throughout my entire recent flight and your Customer Care insists this is fine because UA is pet friendly and abides by ADA.

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

@KoalaSalesman

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

Sandra Bullock is going to ground them for the second pic.

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

Incredible brother and sister energy.

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Love is in the air and life is better with you by my side! We look forward to our journey through life together. At this time we would appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts.

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

If one of my lost dogs was walked back to me they would be all

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

Found this dingdong right as I’m in nearing my house. After we put it in a slip lead it confidently led us down one street and up a driveway…to its actual home. You’re smarter than you look, kid.

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

Grimes is a loser virgin who can’t DJ.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Okay I’m pretty sure Grimes fucking hates Elon’s guts

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

@Phill_nTheBlank Maybe that’s the real kink

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

Someone apparently hacked the televisions at HUD today —>

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

I don’t even like this cover all that much but I appreciate the gusto

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

I am simultaneously 8YO and 50YO in this moment jfc the passage of time

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Takes a lot of guys to cover “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with Nirvana….but I think Post Malone actually kind of killed it

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

We’ve come a long way since Six Seconds to Live and it’s ironic that Kelly is massively to blame for getting us here.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."

[Bob @DoHoBOB]

bucatini ass legs

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

Strength equals readiness. Kicked off the day with PT alongside the warriors of 1/10 SFG.

No bureacracy—just sharp minds, strong bodies, and a mission-first mindset.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

we're teaching football now #SuperBowl

[G* @1GeekStarr]

Brady gave up his family here

[Duolingo @duolingo]

learn A minor in our music course #SuperBowl

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance https://t.co/xkix1HWfHM

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

We heard @taylorswift13 was here.