Ashley B.

Casual observer with an occasional tweet for the people.

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

Watching this in London was something else 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

England are #FIFAWorldCup Bronze Final winners 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

WE DID THAT. USA IS GOLDEN 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #WINTEROLYMPICS

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

How 'bout them Broncos‼️

[Fantasy+ @playfantasyplus]

This should be a fumble EVERY single time.

The Giants force a huge fumble off an Eagles tush push, but instead Jalen Hurts was called down after a first down.

[LCpl of America First @LCplofMarines75]

The people in front of me left the Cross Canadian Ragweed concert early and then Robert Earl Keen came out and sang My Hometown by Charlie Robison.

Generational fumble.

[rachael ✿ @rachallison1]

my advice: marry early because dating in your 30s is terrible 😂

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

@meteoradnp Oh yeah, a burden for our pretty blue and green eyed folks

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

My mom was excited to show me she put a dog wagging its tail on her back windshield/windshield wiper. I had to break it to her that it looks like she’s driving around with a giant 🍆 on her car.

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

Hit peak old this morning when my massage therapist and dentist texted me happy birthday. Fingers crossed for a fruit basket from the chiropractor.

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

@Rawk_FI Florence, Italy or Scotland

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

@AlpacaAurelius Coffee’s for the weak and steak makes you strong, easy call.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

imagine being over 75 years old and still caring about politics

go to the church. love your family. you're going to die soon

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

@AllyTaft Lmao it really is, but I’m kind of here for it

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

There’s a specific kind of burnout that I haven't been able to name that comes from doing things you’re good at but no longer give a shit about

[Ashley B. @DoTheBearden]

@sourpatchlyds Deer lease

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

I'd be curious to know what the demographics of university donations are these days

All my friends under 40 see college as a service they paid through the nose for and that transaction completed on graduation

Donating more money to them feels like donating to a car dealership

[skooks @skooookum]

“I’m gonna text her”

[Defender of the Republic 🇺🇸 @realdefender45]

How America wanted the Epstein files released.