Dobby Crane

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

Whoa, there are racial tensions in the multi-ethnic polyglot empire? That's crazy.

[Dobby Crane @DobbyCrane]

@SweatieAngle @Enzorpheus You need your face rearranged with a blunt instrument

[Bird on Fire 🔥 @nobodyknows2322]

@IamSean90 They want growth in China, degrowth in the West. Technophilic towards Chinese tech, raging Luddites towards American tech.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

The founding fathers when they experienced taxation without representation

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

How's it going, can I get 40 bucks on pump 4 and uhh..pack of blue spirits, please

The super genius cashier:

[Happy New Yearn @0V3RLRD]

@InternetH0F

[Dobby Crane @DobbyCrane]

@123skely Yeah no.
They're just bisexual.
That's "Marriage 2.0"
No kids, fat girlfriend, sucking dick.
That's literally what they do.

[Dobby Crane @DobbyCrane]

@capstellium "My food doesn't taste sufficiently Goyslop. I have to throw it away."

Fuck you trash cretins. I have to endure shit quality everything because of your rock bottom standards and corporate enforced preferences.

[Dobby Crane @DobbyCrane]

@blacknredtext Anyone who says anything other than San Andreas is a pretentious retard who desperately wants to look unique and enlightened.

Fuck you

[FndNope @FndNope]

My lord, forgive the boldness of one so lowly. When we speak of our ailment in the only terms we know, it is not to presume upon your learning, but to grasp at understanding. We are not schooled in symptoms and signs, only in the names we have been told before.

If we say “a chest infection,” it is because we lack the finer words, not because we would have you take our judgement as equal to yours. Guide us, my lord. Ask of our pains, and we shall answer as best we can, for we come seeking your wisdom, not to challenge it.

Only grant us a little patience, I beg you, for we are often afraid, and our speech is clumsy when we suffer.

[turn gypsies into biodiesel @grain_silo_ape]

@enilnitsal Very nice and aesthetic. Would be much prettier without the semitic bitch on the right. Get the fuck out of there bitch, back to the sand dunes

[🇨🇦halogen @halogen1048576]

@KarolusWangus Being forced to languish in obviouslys unnecessary classes under insecure and deeply inadequate woman and fag teachers who lied about everything constantly basically derailed my life irrevocably. Schoolteachers all belong in Holocaust camps.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

If your son displays any sort of boyish energy, his (peculiarly childless) elementary school teacher WILL orient on him like the eye of Sauron and try to grind him down into compliance.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

My third grade teacher told my parents to put me on Ritalin because I was bored out of my mind in her class. My mom told her to get her hormones checked. Your children’s school teachers WILL discriminate against them for not being a girl.

[devil may crylor swift 🐉 @TheZapken]

it's fucked up what you did to Ethan Winters

[Dobby Crane @DobbyCrane]

@the_P_God I would say literally the exact opposite. Every state that touches an ocean is absolute garbage.
California, Washington, Oregon, Texas, Florida, NY, etc

[🪓BK🪢 @bradkelly]

It's not 2016 we're not doing this anymore

[ロドリゲス @gIsMlLzQY346CnW]

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