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@kurt1124 @TheLapsedFan *FABULOUS* hulk hogan...

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@dynamike_kid @TheLapsedFan Is that a Weird Al song inspired by Take On Me?

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@LeeHAuthor @TheLapsedFan I've been to two TLF PLEs...and Lapsed Vince live is even better than whatever you are expecting.

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@TheLapsedFan

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@KillerSteveW @TheLapsedFan "It is the first time I know of a film being done here, said Rusty Merritt..." is the new "I'm Rod Trongard..." and I am here for it.

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@TheLapsedFan Is Rusty Merritt continuing the Lapsed Canon of Lapsed Police Chiefs? Because I don't think we've seen the last of Chief Rustence.

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@TheLapsedFan Is it too late for a bid of

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@TheLapsedFan , I continue to be floored by Lapsed Stu and Helen Hart. Here is yet another gem from my LAP:

(Helen grabs the house mic from Bischoff)
"STU! Stu, you stupid rat fuck."

Jack: "On Slamboree...she calls him a rat fuck 😄 🤣 😂 "

#ShelfLife #LapsedArchives

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@TheLapsedFan Who told you about the bol-dizz, dude? You been talkin' to 'Bama, brother? Did you go down to the Gizz-ulf to dig up some dizzirt?! Hoof....

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@TheLapsedFan Side by side on their backs, one arm warped over the other, the other arms slapping the mat to count the 3 simultaneously. Double pinfizz brother.

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@TheLapsedFan Let's turn the nizzose up on this thizz-ing...

Gotta tizz-urn the kizz-orner before we lizz-and on our fizz-ace...

And, always remember, rizz-ed turns to grizz-een.

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@TheLapsedFan 👀

#CompleteHulkHogan

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@TheLapsedFan Am I supposed to be seeing a problem here?

All I see is a genius-ly designed bedroom.

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@TheLapsedFan

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@TheLapsedFan Hogan rolling up O'Shea in front of the good Judge Mishler is a top 10 moment in all of TLF for me... hot take? " The Trial of His Life" is the greatest TLF Journey of all time.

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@TheLapsedFan, real ones know that early 2021 was really proto-Wrestlemomia.

No, Mamma Sarro: the makeshift ring, outside in Sturgis, South Dakota, is indeed NOT Madison Square Garden. And no, "Randy" Piper will not be on the show.

#shelflife #LAP #inthatass

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@UbruiserD @TheLapsedFan Or he is secretly a genius and knew computers would eventually be able to search all this text.... brother?

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@TheLapsedFan Penis Peach #iykyk

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@TLFSolarSystem,

Time for the game "When in Lapsed Lore?"

Which @TheLapsedFan episode was it that Lapsed Vince called Andre the Giant a "cunt" and told him "you don't own yourself. I own you. I dont OWE you, I OWN you."

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@TheLapsedFan I am not sure if this is the first occurrence, but it is the earliest one I could quickly pull up. #LATS