Cosmic

I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. And to a lesser extent my dog.

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I tried 2 join the doki doki literature club but they wouldn't let me in cause I got a doki doki learning disability

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@TrvthGuy Does it count as smuggling if you just have it from gay sex?

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@The1Antagonist Let them eat pineapple

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@TrvthGuy Very Italian of you brother. I might have to follow suit this morning.

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Let the record show that I miss Vine every single day

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@Im_human_too_ I get kinda nauseous when I drink a can of regular coke I'm astonished at the raw ability of people to drink pineapple kool aid and crumble syrup

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@DiggusFUBikkus I feel like the only way this shit gets better for people who behave like this is to bring back prison Gas Chambers. You wanna kill kids over inconsequential bullshit then you can spend your last moments choking on Hydrogen Cyanide.

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@uncledoomer They came from BBAUSW nigga can't you read

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@TrailerTrashceo Unbelievable degree of patriotism on display here

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@Im_human_too_ The resulting diabetes deaths will stop it. Self solving issue.

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@TrvthGuy Needs Ketchup/10

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Someone please do this with Sport Drink instead of Koolaid and record wiggers enjoying it

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@TrvthGuy Parmigiano is way better anyways

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@BigJonnyQuest I promised myself I'm gonna read Lord of The Flies again. I know that I'm capable of reading more than one book a year. I haven't proven it to myself in the last couple years but we'll see.

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@TrvthGuy I don't buy it king

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@SpicySorrow You can harass me into suicide but do you wanna come inside for a round of pool first

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Can't tell if I'm being gang stalked or if people just really like to turn their cars around in our station parking lot.

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@TrailerTrashceo Artists who cannot paint (Banksy) vs Artists who can paint (TrailerTrashCEO)

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@ArmedJ0y When your whole culture revolves around playing sports that require a large degree of hand eye coordination and estimation of distances from a young age I suppose that makes sense.

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America is healing

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We'll go where no electrolyte company will.
Now in development.

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@RSTYCG At least Steve Buscemi is funny and well liked, so you got that going for you.