✠ Doc Cosmic ✠

Militech memetic warfare division employee. Posts do not reflect the opinions of my employer. Arasaka goons DNI. Simulator Ally. 🐧

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Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Great update

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@ArktikUtka UhygurBurger

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The pattys on them dollar tree frozen chicken sandwiches is made outta Uhygurs bruh

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@w0rldmap Free @Howlingmutant0 he ain't did nothing wrong

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SmokingaCigaretteWatchingPornOnYourPhoneMasturbatingWhileRidingRemisRatatouilleAdventureAloneGroyper

[passionate peter @w0rldmap]

Spent an hour reading the “Incidents at Disneyworld” wiki page last night

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUU *Rages*

[ZacTheFirst 🐫 @DogFromHalfLife]

The Strokes’ Julian Casablancas (posted by thestrokes on iFunny in 2018)

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@fleshsimulator It's just the way she's wired.

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@flonchcore My absolute GOAT

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@Wet_MemesiFunny I giggled, I cried, I even shot viscous green sludge from my pores when they said "what are we? Some kinda..... Fockers in Law?" This film will sweep the house during awards season.

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Nigga eating glorp noodles

[Fishtank Simulator @Blair_TankWatch]

restaurant idea:

entire place is lit under black light, the food plays along that theme using florescent dye or uranium or something

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@mman07311 Writing your name in sharpie on the crib so they know who their #1 sponsor is

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Just found out I have a second child comings time to turn this Twitter stuff into a CAREER!!!!

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Trying to go to my bosses office to negotiate a raise and seeing a large "Irish need not apply" sign taped to his door

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It's all gonna be okay.

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

How it feels to have a post blow up on black twitter

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@TrailerTrashceo SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED

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@RSTYCG The job will involve exposure to radiation and Lyme disease and maybe some lasers.

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@FakeBigBunjeee -Neil Degrasse Tyson

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@fleshsimulator Sick

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I thought Cabin in The Woods was a really pretentious ass movie