Doc Coyle

Guitarist for God Forbid. Snot. Vagus Nerve. Ex-Bad Wolves. Host of The Ex Man Podcast.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

Coulda been press secretary.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Lakers have a new sideline reporter

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

@MSC1776 How do you quantify if someone delivered hope and change?

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

Bars

[Acyn @Acyn]

OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

Tool

[Anne Erickson @AnneErickson]

Name a band where every member is perfect at what they do 🎶

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

🎯

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Holy fucking shit

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Same guy who had an infamous meltdown last year declaring Republicans had betrayed all their 2024 campaign promises, and vowed to form a Third Party: denounced GOP for exploding the national debt, admitted DOGE was basically a ruse, and tweeted that Trump was in the Epstein Files

[travis horney @fightingsioux27]

@DocCoyle i see you brotha!

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

Snot hits the Spiral stage today at 12:10pm at @snwfest in Dallas, TX. Let’s rock!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

$442m to buy our elections and it constitutes just 0.045% of Elons wealth. That’s the equivalent of the median American household spending $92. If you can’t see the problem with this then I don’t know what to tell you.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

The start to this Knicks season.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

lol

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Two ex-FBI officials have been charged with making false statements about Hunter Biden’s laptop.

https://t.co/32yTJCyzW0

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

@Flayedman78 lol

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

So weird that one of our tech overlord oligarchs looks like if Guy Fieri played in a post-grunge, yarl band.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.

[brandon* @brndxix]

the vivek ramaswamy hail mary was: listen up liberals, my opponent was sexually abused as child

[Jeremy Schneider @J_Schneider]

You have to be a truly terrible person to do this

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

This is truly one of the greatest eras for dick riding in history.

[Acyn @Acyn]

“And they've never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace. So, what I came up with, Mr. President, is a new award. It's called the Man of the Century award, OK?”

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

@jawwwn_ @PalmerLuckey What about sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads?

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

I’m not playing

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

90%?

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs.

After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

The Cavs thought it was still game 1 of the eastern conference finals.