Dr. Evil Vag

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@dentalplanc 1000%. The walk is meant to make you explore, farm, and level. It's absolutely a rite of passage (for me the walk from Brill to Undercity heehee)

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

This is why I'm hesitant to get into this again. I don't wanna listen to the fucking whiners. Not on foot 🙄🙄 God forbid. Do you know how long it took to pay for riding training and then the mount? You don't cuz you're a retard.

[Vee @not__vee]

Please get this normie out of my game ffs

[ChosenOnyx @Chosen_Onyx]

Friendly reminder:

You are not the Champion of Azeroth. You are not the Maw Walker or any of that BS.

You are just a random adventurer. A mercenary for hire.

Don't look up builds, guides or meta. Go in blind. Make your own choices even if you make a mistake. Just be yourself.

[AmberBerries @NotAmberBerries]

You only get one chance to experience WoW Forever for the first time.

I am pleading with you, play this game as it is intended to be played.

Do not look up a build, loot tables, dungeon-guides. Just play the game, figure it out yourself.

FUCK THE META. Have fun.

[Jeddi @antinertia]

i was 14yo, undead mage, freshly lvl 60

late at night, a group was looking for a mage

i was the only one answering

that’s how i ended up in my first raid

i lied to get in, told them it wasn’t my first time

my rotation was shit, gear completely unoptimized

but i listened and followed every order

end of the raid, the guild master asks me to jump on a 1-1 voice chat

he basically tells me i’m dead last in dps and that it’s not normal

i won’t be invited again and blacklisted

so i tell him

i lied to you because i just wanted to join a group and play with people

what do i need to do to come back next time?

he gives me a todo list

farm these items
get these enchants
watch this guide and learn your rotation
you have 3 days

“come back after that, i’ll check everything”

i barely slept for 3 days

came back almost full pre-bis, fully enchanted, rotation learned

ended up #3 dps

still not perfect

but the guild master saw the commitment and offered me a spot in the second roster

i listened, executed and came back stronger

at 14yo

few weeks later i became a recruiter for the guild

learned a lot through that process

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@fuurtherbus And also video it like it's some kind of great event. So disgusting

[FeralExile @FeralExile]

@VladTheInflator —Lovecraft

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@blackhawkce457 If my son acted this way he would never lace up a skate again. Absolutely unacceptable. There is never an excuse for poor sportsmanship. EVER

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@KingRat867 @blackhawkce457 Somebody warn Captain Crunch 😭

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@JuniorSenior867 @blackhawkce457 Do you have room temp IQ? What the fuck kind of question is that. There is never an excuse for poor sportsmanship.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Pikachu plush spent 67 days aboard the International Space Station from April to June 2026

It completed roughly 1,040 orbits of Earth during ESA astronaut Sophie Adenot’s mission before returning home

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@TojoMojo1973 @vincy_king @joelthesakic Just another idiot trying to make something racist when it isn't

[wiwi☁️ @alittlecatV]

coworker: there’s free food in the breakroom
me:

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

A rebirth of classic WoW memes is coming and this is fantastic news for me lmao

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

And they are every where and god knows what that kitchen sees and looks like 🤮

[31 Savage @nothinnice69]

I always find it funny that “selling plates” out of your house is exclusive to one race and the reason for that being it’s literally just EBT fraud. Every time.

[ben “reschultzed.com” schultz @reschultzed]

as of today, the post-9/11 era makes up exactly 10% of american history

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

Good for him

[LifeNews.com @LifeNewsHQ]

BREAKING: The holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy’s murder trial has broken his silence, saying eight fellow jurors behaved like “activists” who wanted her found not guilty on Day 1.

Michael Desronvil said he concluded Clancy was guilty based on the evidence presented in court.

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

@smoothcorners Imaging fighting over who gets to be the biggest piece of shit

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

Why the fuck are we living like this

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after an elderly man who stopped at Walmart after church, told a Black female employee she'd nearly hit his wife with a cart and never apologized...

...the teen called her PARENTS who then BEAT THE ELDERLY MAN TO DE*TH in front of his wife of 42 YEARS!!!!

Yes, you read that right.

He asked a teenager to say "excuse me" and the teens parents k*lled him for it.

His name was Bert Atienza. He was 77 years old.

He and his wife Josephine had been married for FORTY-TWO YEARS and on Sunday, June 7th, they went to church.

Then they stopped at the Walmart to do their grocery shopping.

Josephine says a 17-year-old Black female employee came through with a heavy cart and nearly slammed into her.

No "excuse me." No apology. Nothing.

So Bert did what husbands do, he spoke up for his wife.

In his wife's words, he told that girl: "You almost hit my wife with your heavy cart, and you did not even say excuse me or apologize to her."

Josephine says the teenager then THREW A CAN at them as they walked away. It missed.

The elderly couple, not wanting any trouble, just kept shopping.

Minutes later, that girl's PARENTS showed up at the store, found the 77-year-old man and beat him to de*th.

In his wife's words:

"They crowded my husband, one of the adults hit him in the face. He fell down on the floor. I was terrified. I don't know what's going on."

The Medical Examiner's ruling: blunt head trauma.

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

[Dr. Evil Vag @DocEvilVag]

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