Corey Kendall

The world out there took a naive kid, scarred his heart and beat him down, now this is me coming back around.

[Corey Kendall @DocGnarnia]

Good morning beautiful

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Some say "congrats graduates". I say "look at all these unemployed people.... What bums"

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There's a book titled "Everything men know about women" that has over 100 blank pages. http://t.co/7bmWsDnYag

[Corey Kendall @DocGnarnia]

Why is everyone on law and order too busy to stop working for two seconds to talk to the cops?

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In hindsight having a nurse shave part of my head while I was unconscious was the easiest way to commit to a new hairstyle

[Corey Kendall @DocGnarnia]

Fun history fact... The British invasion was cool in the 1960's but not in the 1760's

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My doctors say no hot tub due to my spine meaning I guess I can't go back in time and avoid this accident

[Corey Kendall @DocGnarnia]

I got a gold medal in alchemy today

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America.... Home of Chinatown, little Italy, and the French quarter

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America... Immigrants welcome if their from the right places

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America.. Home of AA, AAA, and the hit film Easy A

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America... A better place to live than Siberia since the ice age... Its a fact

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America... If we don't win the war it was just a conflict

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America... Convincing poverty stricken Haitians the other team won the super bowl for over 40 years

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Well its independence day.... Turns out 238 years later we still complain about the price of stamps and having a foreigner as a leader

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Shake it once... That's fine. Shake it twice that's ok... But shake it three times and that's child abuse... Don't shake a baby

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Did nothing and still got a Klondike bar!.... Delivered to work! Boom! "What would grandma do to give me a Klondike bar?" has been answered

[Corey Kendall @DocGnarnia]

Dear Quaker... Having chocolate chip and peanut butter chocolate chip in the same box does not constitute a "variety box"

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@DrBearHands89 you speak Portuguese?

[Corey Kendall @DocGnarnia]

I've been looking for a word for years and finally found it... Saudade! This has all been a saudade! I've been wrapped in a saudade...