Doc Gregith

I’m an old ass Doc that fucking hands out coke for headaches. No DMs unless you’re a raccoon.

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

Me: I got some good news for you.
Patient: what?
Me: You and your wife are going to save a ton of money on your vacation this summer.
Patient: How?
Me: only 1 of you is going

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

#neverforget

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Some lady asked me the quickest way to the nearest Starbucks.
I asked if she was walking or driving and she said driving, I told her driving is the quickest way then.

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

I just read that drinking excessive amounts of alcohol decreases your white blood cell count and increases your chances of infections. Going forward I’m a changed man. From now on, No more reading.

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This year my resolution was to make changes in my life. After 10 months I think I’ve succeeded by going from a size Large shirt to a 3XL.

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@67409_so

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If I was given a choice of any animal to be reincarnated as I would choose a human with Rich parents.

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@67409_so You hate me?

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

I can relate

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@BrewersMagicNum I don’t want this day to ever end. This is the greatest day of my life

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@AnneErickson Type O Negative OzzFest 97

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@Sonderisfon I’m old

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@PontistGirl @ByrdMan0914 Very doubtful

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@movieapt Ohhhh, like my ex-wife.

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@netwebz I’m dead. Inside

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

@littlefloweerrr To get rid of at least half of my STDs

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@ik__6lemmon Satan

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@Thebiglade The priest