Imagine there is no HR
It’s easy if you try
AI to onboard us
Getting fired by a guy
Imagine all the workers
Chilling and joking all day
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the HR scum
Common and join us,
And the job can finally be fun.
🚨 JUST IN: Nithya Raman is STRONGLY GAINING on Spencer Pratt in the late LA mayoral mail-in drops nearly 24 hours after poll close
If this keeps going, it will KEEP GETTING *MUCH* CLOSER.
In one drop, she closed ~3,000 votes, now trailing by 37,000. 322,000 votes remain.
Raman WON 31.2% of the recent drop, Pratt got 20.8%
These drops do NOT yet indicate Pratt is on track to lose! But she can't start performing better, or it will get even tighter.
Dear @elonmusk,
I swore I would never buy anything but a Tesla ever again…
You asked people to make more babies
I can’t do both unless @tesla builds a full size SUV off the @cybertruck platform!
-Sincerely
Everyone
@aelluswamy@Tesla_AI Actually Smart Summon is broken for me. It used to work very well to move my car from the parking lot to the door of my office. However, now it preferentially goes onto the main road in front of my office and then stops in the main road because it’s a public road. There has to be a way to preferentially route actually smart summon to stay off of public roads, if it’s going to freeze on public roads.
🚨 JUST IN: Marco Rubio TOYS with insufferable Rep. Jacobs (D) 🤣🚨
JACOBS: Who won 2020?
RUBIO: I'm not answering about 2020, this is a FOREIGN AFFAIRS COMMITTEE
JACOBS: You can't admit the shoes Trump bought you are too big
RUBIO: The Florsheims he gave me fit fine 🤣
JACOBS: Your shoes look nice, Mr. Secretary😅⁉️
RUBIO: How can you see them? They're way down here. We're talking about SHOES, are you KIDDING ME?! I mean, is this the Foreign Affairs Committee or a CIRCUS?! What IS this?! 🔥
I was dicing tomatoes this morning when my four year old daughter Moana ran into the kitchen with tears in her eyes
“Daddy,” she cried, “did you hear Scott Pelley’s contract with CBS News was terminated?”
I nodded.
“And now his loyal audience won’t be able to see him present the world’s most compelling stories in the nation’s top rated weekly news magazine, will they?”
I reluctantly nodded again.
“Even grandma?”
With that, I lost it. We threw our arms around each other and sobbed.
Whoever is running these networks green lights crap rings of power and ruins wheel of time. But when someone tries to keep the essence of a show, they cancel it.
EXCLUSIVE: The new "Stargate" TV series has been axed at Amazon.
The show was first announced with a series order in November 2025 and hailed from showrunner Martin Gero, who was a writer on "Stargate SG-1" and "Stargate: Atlantis." Sources say Amazon execs were concerned that Gero's take on the series would not have broad appeal beyond the franchise's already dedicated fanbase.
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