Matt Carter

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Jᥙst kᥱᥱρ ყoᥙr ᥱყᥱs oᥒ thᥱ moᥒιtors ᥲᥒd kᥱᥱρ ρᥱoρᥣᥱ oᥙt. Pιᥱᥴᥱ of ᥴᥲkᥱ.

Thᥱ Pιtt OC.

Frιᥱᥒd to Jᥲᥴk.
Pᥱdιᥲtrιᥴιᥲᥒ.

Dᥱtᥲιᥣᥱd - Lιtᥱrᥲtᥱ.
Aᥣᥕᥲყs sᥱᥱkιᥒg bᥲᥒtᥱrιᥒg & sᥣs
Mᥲrrιᥱd to @velvetverdictx
Dᥲrk & Mᥲtᥙrᥱ Thᥱmᥱs.

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Love you too darling

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

You’re lucky that you’re cute and that I love you

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Of course. It’s called husband perks

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

Staying home to annoy me instead?

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Not happening

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

Jack, Matt is going to your house!

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

She’s going to kill me

[☤ @nightsclose]

this is why i like you.

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Yes, Gertie I did!

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

Did you really just go there, MATTHEW?!

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Whatever you say Gertrude

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

If anyone besides my brother calls me Gertrude , I will personally end you.

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

I love you too pretty girl!

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

I absolutely love you!

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

Okay at best. But my wife? Amazing!

[Dᥱᥣιᥣᥲh Ɑᑲᑲot. @velvetverdictx]

I have the best husband in the world. @DocMcFun

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

@LEGACYTOFULFILL Which is why I’m aiming for six instead of five

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

I have been thrown up on by three patients today.

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

@LEGACYTOFULFILL I’m trying to best my personal best of four. But I don’t like odd numbers.

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

@LEGACYTOFULFILL Only if it happens 3 more times

[Matt Carter @DocMcFun]

@velvetverdictx Oh no!! I’m listening!!