Melinda Warner

He came and then he went.

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[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

Me- ~11yrs on the squad
Amanda - 5

Thanks for the love. https://t.co/cSMb4HplJw

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

I can't be captain 'Save a Hoe' tho. https://t.co/Wde5wequZ1

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@lucythespencer @SarrahRichards Fin and I are good friends and that is all I shall say.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@lucythespencer @SarrahRichards Don't Save Her, She Don't Want to Be Saved.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@lucythespencer @SarrahRichards Also, I've tried to talk sense into Olivia, especially since I found out about Tucker, but J.Cole was right.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@lucythespencer @SarrahRichards I would, but there seems to be a cap on how many black people can be on the show unless we're a suspect.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@SarrahRichards @lucythespencer Medical Doctor at that. Don't mean to toot my own horn, but *beep, beep*

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

I'm just here to be brilliant, look cute, and make sarcastic comments.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

She stays doing too much for us. Just one big hot ass mess. We stay in our melainated world w/seasoning and rhythm. https://t.co/UyEAS8DAbk

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

Of course I am. https://t.co/ZHQpwYTNJX

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@ianasea @lucythespencer I used to think Olivia had them too. As far as Amanda goes. . . well, Nick was cute.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@lucythespencer @ianasea #AHoeNeverGetsCold but unlike Amanda and Olivia, I make better choices.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

#PutOneInLiv #NeverSaidItHadToBeARealOne https://t.co/nZDurrz5Fl

[iana @ianasea]

@DocMelWarner it's called a strap-on.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

I would offer to babysit for Liv more often, but Noah is an adult now and Olivia would probably be kidnapped. #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

@lucythespencer One day I'll have hapenis. No worries.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

I offered Liv my friendship, but she didn't accept it because I couldn't offer her hapenis. Just loyalty, understanding, & mothering tips.

[Melinda Warner @DocMelWarner]

Remember me? The writers don't.