Doc Jones Parody

Why haven't I retired yet? #anglosaxon #medieval #logic #middleenglish #inferno #hamlet

[Gregory Gash @Romans8_39]

Can anyone tell me if doc jones came back this year??

[Daniel Kovalchick @Kovalchick_97]

Favorite if you got jones first period

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

@beastyminky Because I'm just the best.

[becca mink @rhmink]

I miss doc jones.....why

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

I guess I've got to go to school tomorrow.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

“@liz32123: #SeniorAdvice don't mess around with doc jones. Freaking write his papers or you'll fail and forever work fast food”

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

I'm loving this whole no-teaching thing.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

Hasty generalization.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

Happy 450th birthday to Shakespeare. I love me some Shakespeare.

[Haley Beth @iamhaleybeth]

“@hipstermermaid: Don't forget to write something on Shakespeare's wall for his 450th birthday or he'll start some #drama.”@DocRJonesParody

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

If you still think that Hamlet is a baby pig, you'd better start studying.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

Remember, this is good for you.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

Happy Easter. #timetowriteyouressay

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

@gingersims14 You're a weed.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

For all of you who think my test tomorrow is open book, you are incorrect. This is not a joke. #betterstartstudying

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

@hayhay_2014 Yeah, I surprised a lot of people with that today. I thought it was common knowledge.

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@hayhay_2014 NOPE it really is not open book. I promise.

[Doc Jones Parody @DocRJonesParody]

You like how I just told you today that tomorrow's test is NOT open book? I thought you would like that.

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The earth hath bubbles as the water has, and these are of them.

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“@mei_always: #bubbles” #poof