emilie rowe

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Nose rings and puppies, that's how we get over boyfriends and bitches

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Is it sad that my arm is more sore now after the flu shot than after arm day?

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Nyquil gives you some crazy dreams

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Never watch 50 shades of grey and drink wine when your boyfriend is hundreds of miles away

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Is it just me or does Ben Roethlisberger get fatter each year? #doublechin

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

When your drunk food consists of sautéed broccoli and cauliflower.

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

You know your workout is intense when your spray tan melts off

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Not losing credit card roulette, chalk Tuesday up as a WIN!!

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Creeps of rochester, Wegman's is a grocery store, not a place to shop for women. Leave us be #islestalking #whatwouldDannysay

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

We're not doing the targaryn in the Rochacha #pda #gameofthrones

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

You know your boyfriend has moved away when you now only shave half of your legs #bringfurmback #stubbleproblems

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Change is rough, take it one day at a time.

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

"Hey what's your technique for oral pleasuring?"@kjb3991 #pgversion

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

In the wise words of ronda rousey, "I'm not a do nothing bitch." Be proud of your athletic body!

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Apparently playing D1 soccer does not make you good at kickball

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Ladies, if a man can change your brakes, he is worth keeping around!! @djfurm

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

https://t.co/ST8dCFLy8R
I'd say I'm spot on with my impression
@djfurm @nmbonin @HotChocolatPapi

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

It's that time of year...SHARK WEEK!!!

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Redemption is bitter sweet,USA!! #suckitJapan

[emilie rowe @DocRowe3419]

Wegmans sub, ESPN, and a blue light. Feels good to be back in the ol' US of A!!