Doc Supafly

2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤

[Stu Burguiere @StuDoesAmerica]

Concerned my 80 pound dog and my 20 pound dog are not thinking through the most efficient use of this space.

[Camille ⚫ @CatRedFront]

People are so incredibly mean to this woman because she actually had to live through the consequences of their favourite theocracy and didn’t say it was epic wholesome chungus.

[SixGunFiat @SixGunFiat]

@DudespostingWs Outstanding, but he also ran the entire race with his blinker on.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[Will, politically homeless once again @spudhawg]

Imagine being a man and saying on national television that your girlfriend knows more about WW2 than you.

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

Maybe it will feel like Baldurs Gate instead of Original Sin 3 feat. Minsc and Boo.

[Kazoo22 @yerheart]

@IGN @UniversalORL It won't be made by Larian so it will be soulless and worse than the original in every metric that matters

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

Rest easy, I have it on good authority that that's impossible.

[Robot Person (Misogynousos Oreo) @RobotPerson78]

Just remembered I made a woman cum before. Disgusted with myself.

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

“Your followers won’t see your tweets, Mr. Bond. But they will see what you rt from other accounts, and you will watch their likes accumulate in your mentions, while your own effortpoasts wither and fade, revealed for what they are: coal”

[Notre Dame College Republicans @NDRepublicans]

It is a little strange how many Christians respond significantly more viciously to those who choose to abort a down syndrome child as compared to a normal one. Obviously neither is justified but one can understand why the former situation is more difficult for the parents.

Nietzsche was absolutely correct when he pointed out that many modern Christians have turned the real obligation to care for the sick, poor, disabled, etc, into a quasi-veneration or idealization of those traits. But in reality there’s no virtue in weakness or helplessness. The real Christian path is to strive to maximize one’s human potential, cultivating strength, vitality, agency etc, while still acting justly to protect the weak and the vulnerable. Neopagans and atheists calling to abort down syndrome children neglect the latter, while many modern Christians, in their bizarre virtue signalings about the joys of a genetic disorder, reject the former.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

setting this shit as my only photo on tinder

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

As we all know, the more serious the crime, the less evidence you need.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

@asymmetricinfo Kavanaugh was alleged to have committed a serious crime, if you can’t tell the difference that on you

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Your regular reminder that there was neither evidence nor any witnesses to corroborate that Kavanaugh ever *met* Christine Blasey Ford.

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

"Buy, borrow, die" is a neat theory for wealthy tax avoidance, but research shows that rich people don't actually use it.

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[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

I think beating up cripples was still out of bounds during the good ol days

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

The idea that you can talk shit with no possible physical consequence has been the "law" for a long time.

But few really believed it or acted that way, it wasn't the social norm, there was some honor culture left.

Actually internalizing this expectation is very new.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

i know the kids dont know how much CD's should cost but brother u just got robbed

[MeI Gibson fan 83 @MelGibsonFan083]

There's a reason soccer is the most popular sport in the world, it's because anyone can do it. It requires zero talent

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

New Graham Platner ad just dropped

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I mean, there is no solution because it’s not a real problem. You just have to watch it on tv like most fans have for decades.

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

The mayor was a better negotiator than Abraham.

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

The Bears promised to stay if they could find but one righteous man in the whole city.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

There is not even one good person who lives in Chicago.