Doc U Mint

I'm really doing the twitter

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@_PinkKissez No you won't you dumb ape.

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sext: My brain functions on other levels of conciousness

@Random_Pun

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http://t.co/UOvXnG69gS

The world is fucked up everyone.

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Your name's still my password..

"MichelleObama"

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"So are you shopping for your daughter too?"
Sure am.
"Cool, what are you getting her?"
Idk some faggot shit called 'deodorant'

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Mom: Honey, dinner's ready!
Me: Not now slut, I'm on my grind for that twitter cake

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@baconacid "I helped my friend Jack off the plane"

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If you still buy music in this day and age I can't trust you.

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Suicide note: Aye I had been was finna... I had been finna was

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@mango_mushroom Getting your @ engraved on my tomb stone

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*gf's little sister won't stop sniffing my crotch area*
"She must smell the peanut butter lol sorry"

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@baconacid ♫ I lay in bed in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright ♫

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Rick Ross grunt when you smash a pinata

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Gimme dat pelvic axe wound
Gimme dat fur burger
Gimme dat puddy pocket
Gimme dat bearded clam
Gimme dat musty luv tunnel
Gimme dat 15% or m

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♫ B-A-N-A-N-O-R-O-U-S, flyin' first claaaaaaass, up in the sky ♫

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"Damn girl, r u in the WNBA bec-"
*Girl blows crazy big snot rocket onto my forehead*

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@PajamaBen_ Hey I'm new to Twitter, I would really appreciate it if you looked at some of tweets and gave some feedback! Thanks m8

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Charlie Day live at my funeral

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*Hot babe tries to seduce me*
Sorry, I'm saving myself for divorce

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Booty had me like