Vernie

dr funk

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

@mountainwesttax twitter bubble is breaking your brain

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

@bigdumb_baby its the rib tatt that is a deal breaker sorry maam

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

@mountainwesttax There are family members who no longer will speak or I will ever see again - because they disagree with my decision. And are likely too proud now to admit they were being foolish.

Covid tore families apart for no reason and to act like it was nothing is revisionist history.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

@mountainwesttax You had to participate in a experimental mRNA therapeutic to board an airplane, this country (especially near the coasts) became a medical police state.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

long covid is aids

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

had to get skin cancer cut out of my head today and the nurse was named Aleah and I played Donnie Iris on my phone the whole time whike the doctor cut off part of my head it was sick

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

yesterday,

all the firetrucks
were for a homeless person

that burned alive in their tent.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

@jmh831 rooting for al qaeda to interrupt the second half

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

Mike Tomlin has given up completely

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

tomlin is the biggest fraud in nfl history

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

there are no debates in nature (the jungle)

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

im buying a chinese massage parlor and the owner is retiring and will only sign a right-hand-only happy ending non-compete

[Rob Brooks @therobertbrooks]

$5m roofing and general contractor business. Owner is selling because he wants to "retire"

Only willing to sign a non-compete for 2 years and 10 MILES.

Again.. 10 MILES for a retiring roofing and GC

Sounds like a great retirement is planned.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

hatred is a biological instinct, its natural.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

@joshstrength peak retard

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

Y2K was real and it did break everything

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

Yesterday, there were 3 commercial airline crashes and/or emergencies.

3, on the same day. Major airlines in NA, EU, and Asia.

All experienced some sort of hydraulic failure.

Weird, huh. All on the same day.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

Vivek wants to america to raise more school shooters basically

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

fucking insane world we live in.

Handcuffed on Xmas for running from a homeless man for a weapon.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

Just got chased by a homeless man with metal pole for a city block.

Got away.

PD detains me. Removes chambered pistol from my appendix while im in handcuffs.

They do nothing to homeless guy.

I get questioned for 30 minutes.

They return my firearm and let me go.

[Vernie @DocVernFunk]

Obese people need to have their taxes doubled