Expert Scientist. Husband to Elizabeth. Ingolstadt Uni Alumni. Searching for the elixir of life.
(Completely fictitious - English project for @EnglishBSU)
@PrometheusMonst Fine, I guess I’ll make you a girlfriend if you promise to leave me alone. You’ve got to promise to leave Europe when I’ve made her though.
@PrometheusMonst I am somewhat moved, but I can’t bring myself to trust you. There’s no way I’m going to release you into the world, your girlfriend will help you destroy all of humanity. You will EAT US!
@PrometheusMonst Aha! I knew it, everyone agrees. You are a wicked monster and I shall never make you happy. There will be no community between you and me; we are enemies 🤬
@Pileontheprobs Yes you'll be safe everything is fine nothing to worry about at all! But if you do happen to see a 7 foot behemoth with exposed arteries it's probably not the best idea to approach it.
Apologies everyone, going to have to cancel my Ted talk next week. My creation has… well… escaped. Whacked him with a fire extinguisher after he tried to grab me, locked him upstairs and now I can’t find him #oops
The tibia is proving to be extremely difficult to cut through - much more rigid than the humerus. This hacksaw isn’t doing the job, could do with a disc cutter really… I think I left one around somewhere.