At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️
@Giants Can you let our guy Joe the rag man and johnny boy that if you keep throwing shit in a can it ain’t gonna smell like roses. What the fuck is falafel gonna do better than stinnie at guard other than have some shitty arm tats.
From,
Your local enthusiast.
Fuck you.
Times were so simple when all I had to do was cut grass, enjoy hops and ales, and giddy laugh.
It was not made clear to me how hard this real world stuff would be.
Bibi Netanyahu please send some bread to my bank acct with a lil tight thing and a 30 rack too.
Thanks Unc.