Orla Hayes

Bonjour tout le monde, buenos dias todo el mundo.
I've taken leave of my senses and have gone back to University to study languages. Why? Well why not!

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@KamalaHarris https://t.co/bfQDBQvUhj

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@archer_rs Odette Pol-Roger produced a pint bottle of champagne for Winston Churchill, since his wife Clementine wouldn't let him drink a whole 750ml bottle by himself and he thought a half bottle was too small.

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@Dr_BellaR N=9, not great statistics.

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@doctorhelgi @coollyndz “Recommend a light GA, avoiding hypoxia and hypotension”. Or even worse suggesting a spinal if they’re not fit for a haircut, in someone with critical aortic stenosis. In fairness, our job is like Advanced Higher Magic to the average physician, they don’t understand what we do.

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@TheRegencyCook @mancunianmedic No currants, because they are hard, bitter and generally evil. Replaced candied peel with chopped ginger. Also go through all the raisins and sultanas to remove the stalks, makes a huge difference. And don’t forget brandy butter on toast for Boxing Day breakfast.

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@TheRegencyCook @mancunianmedic Love it. Make lots every year as presents for my friends. Have been able to adapt my granny’s recipe since being diagnosed Coeliac. Luckily I can now get GF sout to make the authentic recipe. Mine for this year has been maturing for over a year. Bring on the Brandy Butter!

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@nik_henderson Where's that??? Can't imagine our car park staff offering that service 🤣

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@archer_rs Is your cat indifferent?
What's for your farewell lunch?
What wine are you pairing it with?
So many questions!!!

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Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

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@thedailytrolloc Lanfear has been epic! Also love Vérin, but Meera Syall is amazing no matter what she does. Elayne's been a bit "meh"!

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Term starts again next month, exciting times ahead.

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@barrabest ¡Dios mío, que increíble!

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@NARCToken @nazirafzal BMI 58.9. Yes I could easily believe that.

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@nazirafzal That would give him a BMI of just over 26.
I think someone might have subtracted a few lbs, just saying!

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@EdKrassen So the height 6'3", 97kg, BMI 26 is also Fake News???

Looking at the photos of him playing golf, nobody should believe he has a BMI of 26.

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@EdKrassen Classic Stanley Kubrik pose, showing the person at the height of their malicious madness, only with more orange make-up and bad lighting.

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@nik_henderson Summer pudding with vegan gelatin. I can help out with all sorts of berries from my freezer.

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@nik_henderson Have you tried making vegan meringue with aquafaba?

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@PetherSean Are you sure you wouldn't prefer to be in a hospital induction day?
All this racing business is far too much fun 😊

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@doctorwibble @drphiliplee1 🤣 Brilliant!
Our hospital seems to have turned the heating up to Tropical, so all the new Doctors starting, who already feel stressed & a bit sweaty, are now going to melt into dishevelled puddles of anxiety. 🥵🥵🥵