Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD

Oh, I'm very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads? They all adore me. They think I'm a righteous dude.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

You guys can find me a lot more these days on Discord:

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@SFWsalesgirl @DiscussingFilm And it still has the humor he claimed he be against… like, what?!

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@TheBrancaShow @ovrclockedjesus

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

Crack whore goblin shark!

[Oswald Cobblepot @Driveinmutant83]

@Doc_Schlock Whatever dude. Enjoy your slop as you call it. While others enjoy life and don’t let X or social media dictate our decisions.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@eaglehig Yeah. Watch the TOYS THAT MADE US episode on He-Man. They talk about all the influences.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

yOu NeVeR sAw ThE cArToOn!

I did. When Adam became He-Man, he became competent, confident, assured; instilled with the wisdom of Grayskull.

This? This is THOR: RAGNAROK's copied homework.

Take off the nostalgia goggles, I am begging you. This is sloppity-slop.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

Space Jesus. Magic Underwear. Yeah, you guys are cults.

[Drickton @kennygha]

@nighth0ps @JustinLamp61069 And people think people in Utah are part of a cult. You guys are just blindly believing a YouTuber.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

Glow-up! 🦇💀

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@CobraEagle42 @Aaragoth @Balam_GF13 Don’t bother.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@InaneGeek Because I know how your ilk act.

Go back to your Muslim shithole.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@FloopyFloof Dude... just block me and move on. You're outmatched, and you're never gonna win, and quite honestly, your arguments are pedestrian and boring. I do this song and dance all the time.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

I have my degrees in Creative Writing and Literature.

I'm ready when you are.

I'm your huckleberry.

Say when...

[Floopy @FloopyFloof]

@Doc_Schlock Tell me you have no idea about the basics of story telling and narrative in film

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@JnG_Art Exactly! It's okay to want both.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@FloopyFloof This is incorrect. As stated, there can still be stakes. There can still be jeopardy.

If he wasn't shot down, and took them all out and flies back up to Teela, sure!

But he doesn't.

He can be competent and still struggle.

Star Wars has ruined you all and made you retards.

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

And you're defending the modern product of that "extended toy commercial" by... demeaning it?

Obviously there was a LOT more to it if it's still around after 44 years.

But yes. If you like the jokey-quipy-hipster MCU dreck, you have an undiscernible palate. Bon appetit.

[David Jones @DaiJones1980]

@Doc_Schlock @MarioGomes1938 You're complaining about the faithfulness of an adaptation of an 80s children's cartoon (something that was created to be an extended toy commercial), but you're accusing other people of having the "palate of a toddler"?

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@nik0ran 😘

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@XCHIMERASWORLD Jus' hang loose, blud. She gonna' catch you up on da rebound on da med-side!

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@FloopyFloof In this current era, it'd have been more refreshing to have the main hero competently flying out into the battle. There would still be stakes, there would still be jeopardy. It wouldn't alter anything except NOT making him a joke complete with a goofy yell.

We finished, cupcake?

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@FloopyFloof It's a highly recycled cliché at this point, because science fiction has been physically abusing it since Star Wars and George Lucas popularized it.

This scene wasn't to show Adam learning, it was done to emasculate him for cringe humor. He-Man was competent and confident...

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@martinchog41175 And you're proudly gonna pay $20 to watch a flick even you admit will be dumb fun.

I'm ready to be judged. 😂

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@nik0ran Let's see who has more typos total, sheep-fucker!

[Dr. Schlock Ness Monster, PhD @Doc_Schlock]

@nik0ran Not even from there, so YOU GOT ME!