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CTRL-X personality, cat hider, food eater, makes eagle sounds whenever she walks into a room.

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@JBlackstarcat Ah, so you lied about being able to drive.

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@JBlackstarcat Do you really NEED two Mountain Dews? And did you ever manage to try comedy?

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@JBlackstarcat Those glasses aren't giving grandPA, if you know what I mean. Did you ever try standup?

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@JBlackstarcat Hates trans people, wears the fiercest ladies' sunglasses.

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@JBlackstarcat You made sure to take your phone on your mission to escape social media.

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@JBlackstarcat Are you going to use the money you make from standup comedy?

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@JBlackstarcat You're notoriously bad at reading emotions and social cues. No, I am not angry. I never said you use food to cope. I suggested you had issues with food, which you do. The thing about copying someone else's idea is that people already know if they're going to like it.

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@JBlackstarcat You're describing a regular fireplace. In fact, none of your ideas are new. This is a Cracker Barrel, and it's very clear you are working through your issues with food. To answer your question, no. I wouldn't even eat there the first time.

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@StandUpPeda Dude is a trip. People keep tricking him into thinking he has a record deal.

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@Grazingcattle In the run-up to the last war in Iraq, an ambassador's kid pretended to be a nurse and testified that Saddam's forces were removing babies from incubators and letting them die. There was little to no backlash, and you know the rest.

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I don't feel like paying for a check mark.

I do feel like turning filth, nudes, photos of sex, of any variety, into high art. I can produce many more. These are suitable for framing. You will own the original print, and you are free to use them as you wish.

$10/per

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@babephomet66 You don't even visit.

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All I wanna do is make stuff I like and break stuff I don't like. That's reasonable. I am a good person. Watch Shasta McNasty, Tuesday nights on UPN.

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@babephomet66 What do you want

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Where do you think gifts come from, Kevin? People of different or no faiths get gifts the exact same way as Christians. Did you give this tweet any thought before you sent it?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I hope the atheists got tons of gifts to evolve out of nothing under their tree today.

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Thinking back to the time @Bearphomet66 asked me to draw a tattoo on her so I wrote "Ride Fast and Die Like a Bitch" on her arm in Sharpie.

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Thinking back to the time @Bearphomet66 asked me to tattoo her and I wrote "Ride Fast and Die Like a Bitch" on her neck in Sharpie.

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@Treena_NICKI @shinermaginer @TMZ @BET That's not the line.

"No, I am your father."

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Assassin's Creed is so realistic. The horses can't survive a huge fall off of a cliff, as has been my experience in real life.