Electrical engineer,living every day like it's the last day.
Iam here for a good time not necessarily a long time.
Smile it's easier and takes less energy 😌 ✨️
Well sovey i read the comments and wow some really good ones,funny as hell.
You have always said honesty is the best policy or was that my Mom ? So here goes.
I had a jar of that sitting next to a copy of the latest National Geographic and a Sears and Robuck catalog.
It was getting close to being empty and I came home the next day to find a new one in its place,gotta love my Mom,nothing was ever said,just a smile.
🚨 Not Breaking: I did not read 24,000 lines of X algorithm code on GitHub in an hour because I am not full of sh*t like the people who said they did.
They asked Grok to summarize it and some just made stuff up.
Here’s what I know:
1. If you post more than 9 times a day, the algorithm makes your 10th post fight a raccoon behind a gas station for distribution.
2. Original content is rewarded, but only after being briefly drowned in a bucket to see if it floats.
3. The algorithm can tell when you opened the app just to check your own likes, and it lowers your reach out of disgust.
4. If your post does well too quickly, the system assumes witchcraft.
5. If you say “I might delete this,” the algorithm immediately knows you won’t.
6. The algorithm can detect when you care too much and will punish you accordingly.
7. If you post a banger after midnight, it gets shown exclusively to Australians, and a divorced man in Ohio.
8. If you say “this needs to be studied,” the algorithm sends your post to people who have never studied anything.
9. If you ask people to repost, the algorithm treats you like a man holding a clipboard outside a grocery store.
10. If you post while calm and reasonable, it assumes your account has been hacked.
11. If your post is doing well, the system checks whether you are enjoying yourself. If yes, it fixes that.
At press time, the algorithm had reportedly changed again because one guy in Nebraska refreshed the app too aggressively.
My verdict: post like a normal person, pray like a medieval peasant, and never trust anyone who says they “figured out the algorithm.”
Mayor of Charlotte, NC asks that we not post about this lady murdered on a Charlotte train by a repeat offender with 14 prior arrests
I say in Iryna’s memory please share and make this go viral! A repeat offender with 14 prior arrests should not be roaming the streets of ANY city! They should be locked up!! Epic failure in the justice system..
We will never forgot her ever