Dr. Sebastian

I like big butts and I cannot die.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

Not only does #Ivermectin cure/prevent #covid, but it is also a dewormer, causes diarrhea and vomiting, causes skin rashes, and it summons #demons. For livestock use only - of course.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@thezlynch Why did you say that?

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@thezlynch Really. Really cool

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@thezlynch Really cool

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@thezlynch Cool

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

I’ve been off by 6 inches all day.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@CNN I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@TheBlowies @realDonaldTrump YES! I can get behind this. Great stuff! #dickinchief #tinyhands #theblowies

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@TheBlowies @realDonaldTrump My new favorite hashtag of the day! #DICKINCHIEF suits the man well.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

Pissin off the locals is my favorite pastime

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump happy new year, am I right? Jesus Christ man, nuclear power isn’t something to be taken lightly. #HappyNewYear2018

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

Dry knuckles? Just run your fingers through my hair! #salespitchoftheweek #marketing #greaseball #hair

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@realDonaldTrump Gotta double check that grammar or you might end up spelling “Oklahoma” as “Oklahomo“. Oopsie daisy.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

The worst thing I ever ate was a sea urchin.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

Have y’all ever tried the pepper human jerky from Buc-ees? It’s quite good. @bucees #jerky #humanfood #texas

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

@JasonLockie Woah dude this isn’t the time or the place. You are out of line.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

$102 and a citation for public urination. #whatsinyourwallet

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

Sex party at my place in 20 minutes.

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

If you left your house with @ShawnMendes on the stereo playing loud, how long would it take your cat to die? #cat #kitty #furbaby #music #shawnmendes #seriousquestion

[Dr. Sebastian @DocterSebastian]

Ain't nothin like watching Babe in the morning.