Dr.Chorizo

Dr.Chorizo Productions specializes in urban and alternative comedy. Co-founders Ian Eastin and Mu Johnson.

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I can’t believe there’s a chair full of water in my house that shoots my turds into the ground. Fucking amazing!

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@krea_ai Hi! How do I get a code?

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We’re shooting our first feature film and we need your help! https://t.co/CKrjiNfw79

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@kellynugee Yuuup

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VERY TRUE NEWS:
Petco Employee In Hot Water After Grooming Dogs As Young As 2 Years Old.

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My love language is boning.

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Can one man eat 5 pounds of mashed potatoes?
We find out in 4 days.

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Pro tip:
Always be the first one to yell “Gaslighting” in an argument.

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Remember what we thought would happen if Trump was elected? It’s much much worse.

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Most Searched - we roast the news https://t.co/JvcMT83KXR

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@Jon_Favreau You guys have made one of the most memorable Star Wars characters of all time! I love it

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#NewProfilePic

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I Died at Popeyes #PopeyesChickenSandwich #Popeyes #popeyesfight

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@Stufa78 @NoMansPics Ha! I made this! Thanks for the post

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@mediamolecule #MadeInDreams Hyperion

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Your mind is now blown! @adultswim @timheidecker @ericandre #timanderic #ericandre #adultswim

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#verytruenews #theonion @TheOnion

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#verytruenews #theonion @TheOnion

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#jokes

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@DavidKHarbour Is it like looking in a mirror? #StrangerThings3 #StrangerThings