DoctorCoitus

Just a dude with a bag for a head, like my father before me.

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

"I'm so excited for my next movie to leak online!" - Quentin Torrentino

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

@coolestdudeyet Hello stranger, I don’t know you but I love these socks if you have access to Costco https://t.co/0Ec0MvhyaW

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Why is everyone such a baby now. Is it because this site is overrun with literal children? I saw this movie expecting Steinfeld to be saying the N-word left and right because the discourse was all about how scandalous her character is. And then she just said normal sex stuff.

[🫧Mi @itstimetosimp]

this is one for the history books like this was crazy

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Perfect encapsulation of an EEAAO fan - someone who’s such a fucking baby that they have to censor a bad word in a dumb meme

[Phillip @PhillipWa7d]

@jonathanarn_ Obligatory

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Titanic in my gym brother HH

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

As someone with a 44” waist who wears a size M shirt, thrift stores are a godsend.

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

@TheJoeySwoll Mr. Swoll please hunt down whoever did this Liam neeson taken style and kill them 🙏

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Fuck Dave Portnoy

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

???

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Gonna tweet like a dumb LA fan for a second:

23+77 = 💯

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Murfree brood just out of frame

[Dan Toal @dantoalfilms]

I don’t even know how to start to describe this morning along my local river… so I’ll let the photos do the talking!

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

@CarnunMP @punishedbeans “Tw**ting”

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

@EllieTheFoolish @The_Starman @nise_yoshimi It’s also within an episode or 2 after this that he gets beat up by Jesse lol

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

@AJemaineClement what is young you doing in this photo with young Peter Steele

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Pinocchio lying about wearing magnum condoms so it will fit snugly over his nose

[bobby @bobby]

i looked these guys up expecting to find a couple of gnarled little gremlins and they both look completely normal. handsome even. stay strong brothers

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Pictured here: Bradley Cooper and his publicist at the Met Gala. Wow! #celeb #glamorous #slay #lifeofluxury

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

When they have pink ladies in the produce section:

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Saying lmao to my fellow Americans and lmaou to my British enemies

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Going to the gym and holding a 45 lb. plate to my chest like a girl holding her school books

[DoctorCoitus @DoctorCoitus]

Guy who mixes up old and new slang: calm down dude don’t have a Karen 😂😂😂