Dallas Passerine

she/her • Doctor of Veterinary Medicine • Cat Mom • Softball Junkie • Tennessee Vol • SC: farmerdall

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Doctor by 25: ✅

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

@krautdawg Extra cheese extra tartar

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

I gotta say…Nik and I have been doing the Scandinavian sleep method for YEARS unknowingly

[Soup @Mister_Bumble]

fill this out if you want a catmas card from me and dally

https://t.co/55l9o4ieVk

certified authentic one of a kind card guaranteed to feature at least 2 never before seen photos of the critters, complete with a certificate of authenticity

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

I got some flash in my ditch on a whim yesterday nobody talk to me I feel on top of the world I’m the baddest bitch alive

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

@krautdawg You mean high INfidelity

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Taking Nik to THREE concerts this year as his first actual concerts, starting with Taylor Swift next week? Doing God’s work over here.

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

ISO anyone interested in or that has experience with grant writing. The non profit farm animal sanctuary I work with is looking for one, pics of some of the animals for tax ❤️

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

PLEASE VOTE THERES ONE DAY LEFT! PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE ANIMALS!

Vote for Megan Pereira to be on the cover of Inked Magazine https://t.co/yPA1OVW29K

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

@RetchedSole Spicy nacho

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

One of my amazing co-workers and even better friend is in the running for inked magazine. She runs a non-profit animal sanctuary and all of the money would go towards the animals 🤍 Vote for Megan Pereira to be on the cover of Inked Magazine https://t.co/yPA1OVW29K

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

This is my petition to cancel the Beatles because the song “We Can Work It Out” is 2 minutes and 15 seconds of them straight up gaslighting this chick

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Love when Nik gets my Instagram quiz on veterinary dentistry right and can articulate to me why he’s correct, yet two other current DVMs that I went to vet school with got it wrong

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

“You and me, 3 cats, with 5 cat eyes” -@krautdawg

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Friendly reminder from your fav New England veterinarian, this week I had a dog come in near death because of tick borne disease. She’s doing wonderfully now that she’s being treated but FLEA AND TICK PREVENTION SHOULDN’T STOP BECAUSE ITS JANUARY! All ticks need is 34 degrees 😊

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Went legit orange on my split and I’m obsessed. We’re giving Hayley Williams 🧡🤍

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL statement on tonight’s Bills-Bengals game:

[Savage @Savageboston]

The fact that Roger Goodell has yet to suspend this game is a joke.

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Went to a party last night and someone that I didn’t know found out I was a vet and said “oh good, I’m going to get my free medical advise now”. The ✨audacity✨

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

Do you get a fast pass into heaven if you die choking on a communion wafer? Asking for a friend.

[Dallas Passerine @DoctorDal_DVM]

“I would rather go to Guantanamo than eat a full sized butterfinger” -Nik