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The best burrito roller around

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@LinkDFS Where do you get the data to make your models? You web scrape a certain website?

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@aiirportculture That probably depends on how quickly you can chop wood

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@keoghh24 Damn what a lyricist 🔥🔥

[mike @DoctorDelisle]

Hopping in my car to head to work

Apple: “Hey I just wanna let you know that I also know where you’re going! Do you know where you’re going? Cuz I do. Do you want directions to that place you drive to every day?”

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@nmather20 😬

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@aiirportculture Happy bday Jake the 🐍

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@BusinessLucas I have a bottle of cholula in my fridge strictly for Mexican food, and a bottle of tobasco for everything else

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The Matrix (1999)

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@jesspoillucci @bridgetnorth Do tears of joy count?

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@jesspoillucci I’m normal

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@EmilyProulx23 I went to a brewery that had sour beers and they said to cup your hands around the glass to warm it up a bit if you don’t like it. I actually liked it better as it got closer to room temp

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@EmilyProulx23 Are you drinking them cold?

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@soupfarts No way, only USDA Certified meat

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@MELNORTHHH Oh shit I missed that one!

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McDonalds would SMACK rn

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@aiirportculture What is it Ive been seeing it on twitch

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Getting anxious in the grocery store be like damn, the cashier’s gunna know I don’t get enough fiber in my diet

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@wagnorf That sounds like a compliment

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@MattyVizzle1 The superior music platform