.docx

Junior doctor by day, FPL manager by night. Occasionally doctor by night and FPL manager by day. E1K. 🇾🇪

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

I only made this account a few months ago and sometimes I just sit back and think, wow how fuckin weird is it that I’m just sorta friends with a bunch of random people around the world who bond over a silly little game that they all care way too much about

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

Not all goals have the same value. The skill needed for many of Sesko’s goals had much more value than Gyökeres’ this season. That was undoubtedly a wrong call. This also does not take into account Gyökeres’ inability to impact the game with most of his touches outside the box.

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨The full speech from Carrick and Fernandes after Bruno wins the PL award. ❤️

What stands out isn’t just the speech — it’s the atmosphere around it. The smiles, the applause, the respect in the room… you can feel what it means to everyone ❤️

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 Thierry Henry on Bruno Fernandes winning PFA Player of the season over Declain Rice:

“Look, some people aren’t gonna like this and I don’t care……..it needs saying.

Players like Luis Suárez, Gareth Bale, N’Golo Kanté, even Mohamed Salah in certain years, have won this award without reaching the level Bruno Fernandes is at right now in the Premier League.

He’s been absolutely outstanding. For me, he’s one of the most underappreciated players in this league…” Arsenal fans can hate all they won't but I don't care because I am not a hypocrite.

[Iampaquetta @guesswhoiiamm]

@ManUtd And there is Bruno Fernandes… 🔝

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

we can never replace him… but what if we can recreate him in the aggregate?

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

[711 @hranikasz]

@AaronBastani Born to close Hormuz, forced to park the bus.

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

@m77057334 @fplreview

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

biggest (only) winner from this first half is bryan mbeumo. That brother is not getting benched again

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

well ‘every week’

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

genuinely incredible stuff from red army and all the fans this season. Stretford end looks mega every week now

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

@veby999 follow your heart

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

OR ~6k

Spent about 12 weeks planning for BGW31 only for Badmundsson, Salah, and possibly Tarko to die anyway. Funny game

Gonna probably bank on Tark to come through as I have a feeling that FT will be more useful later

2/3 FTs
Salah 🔀 Gordon
Bad Son 🔀 Hall

[CK @stateoffooty]

Just found the toughest Bruno edit oh my god

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Bruno is the Player of the Season.

[.docx @DoctorFPL_]

@FPLSportScience @FPL_DoubleBogey he was looking at buying him 10 mins before deadline don’t listen to his poison

[Rusty B 🎭 @RustyBComedian]

There’s a moment in this clip where you can practically see Myron Gaines shrink in real time, his bravado evaporating as Louis Theroux calmly dismantles his views on monogamy.

Then comes the awkward recovery attempt: dismissing his girlfriend and telling her to clean the room, trying to reassert control, but the moment’s already passed. The mask slipped, the room saw it, and the “alpha” act suddenly looked very small.