Dr. Gay

PA student, want to be doctor, who gets off on hott guys and other dumb ass patients.

Dx=Diagnosis, Pt=Patient, S/P=Status Post

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

21 yo male with 2 kids. Crazzy alcoholic... But very cute.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Football player just rolled in. Doc and I both looked up. "I call it". Gays are everywhere.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

One of my hott patients came back... The rash is spreading. This time the shirt and pants came off. Was not disappointed.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Just sutured a faggoty ass gay kid. Wanted to punch him
In the face for the way he spoke to his mother.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Just got to clip back a pinky bone with the hottest ortho PA of the day.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Severe pain in both toes. 30 mins later she storms out bc of the wait. Sorry you couldn't wait for someone who has studied feet for 7 yrs.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Time to cut a bitch. Seriously this womans abscess is huge. I told her she could swear in spanish while I drain it. Dx: Staph aureus

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

I get to inject a patient in the ass. His soon to be x husband is an ass. Dx: Syphilis

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Middle age female attempted to separate fighting cat and dog. Dx: Puncture wounds throughout

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Listening to Christian Radio Where Faith Meets Reality. Straightening out my moral compass for work today. Dx: Delusional

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Boy with one leg just came into Starbucks. Middle age man behind him can't stop staring. Dx: Douche

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

HIPAA? Nah... there are a lot of 12 year old girls and they all have legs.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

I sutured this 12 year old girl... her friends were more interested in me. http://t.co/4UPiz6k

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Interviewed a middle age white woman and was about to write for narcotics. An officer came in the room and asked her for an ID & she bolted.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

When you go to a gas station and buy Red Bull and M&Ms while wearing scrubs people don't react well.

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

To female patient: "Is this your daughter?" Pt: "No, it is my wife". Dx: Kill me

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Hott patient just got out of jail and is worried the rash on his neck will make him look bad for the judge. Dx: Folliculitis

[Dr. Gay @DoctorGay]

Just did a testicular exam and the guy got a hard on, awkward. Dx: epididymal cyst.