Michael Haase

I write, record, and produce music. I also compete in the Connect 4 Nationals in Reno.

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No every rapper ever, I do not know what it is, stop telling everyone I know what it is.

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@faexfairy Yes

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I gotta see a John about a Taco

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The moon was here and didn’t even hit me up to hang? Kind fucked up if I’m being honest.

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@dahllia_mtg

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Somedays the Heart Attack Man says “Good news for my enemies” and you go:

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It’s been too long since I’ve been kicked in the face during The Glass

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Steve O’s (my local dive) is playing My Heroine by Silverstein, there’s a reason I live where I live, and it’s 2000s emo.

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Hey @TouchTunes hire me for your product team and I’ll oversee development of an in app dating service to connect people playing music at the bar cause the playlist where I am now is just fire.

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@RainbowRainV3 @ShinyGroundon Our jokes

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@__WeaponX Delete the other one, I’m not followin two

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It’s 50 degrees. The sun be hitting that spring way. It’s January. It’s a portend. We’re all going to die. The Earth is dying. The dopamine hits. My brain:

“Okay but like, pop off, King”

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My fortune cookie just said I should get a vasectomy

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I’m tired of writing lyrics that go hard. I want lyrics that go soft, but then get hard, but then go soft again.

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Me to doctor: “I thought deep breathing exercises were good for you”
Doctor: “They are, but you’re actually just continuously sighing”
Me, sighing: “Yeah, that makes sense”

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@RainbowRainV3 Originally by Transit (great version) covered by The Story So Far (better version imo).

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Outbound is such a banger of a song and you either know that, or you haven’t heard it.

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What is it about the Burger King smell that is so great?

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Angel’s We Have Heard Are High, hell yeah my Angelic brother, shits legal now, get zooted, it’s Christmas.

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@ScottBaker_Jr I swear there was a draft of Ever the Optimist that did and Rob was like…

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Are you even a band if you don’t have a song named or referencing a Highway?