Jesus H(ouse) Christ

yummy Vicodin...
everybody lies.

Your favorite House themed parody account.
This is my personal account so expect some off-theme posts

[Jesus H(ouse) Christ @DoctorHouseReal]

Pondering my orb

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Sources tell me Mitch is stable.
Please God.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Sen. Mitch McConnell “was admitted to the hospital this morning.” — Spokesperson

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@BustinTrudeau

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@snailstew The foot end of the bed is clearly blocking your view of the tv

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@3rdDownDraws @fire_starter457 Just say you don't know anything and move on

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@Atadtsy @JustAPlop @polyfraggrenade

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@ConnXyt5y579fx @thirty313 @atrupar Thats weird, Nancy Pelosi wasn't in charge of the fbi, the president was

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It's getting gay in #AdoptMe!

[A.D.M.C. @admcblog]

It's getting gay in #AdoptMe!

• FREE Bubble Sunset and Ocean Waves Mega Paints for Gay Month 🏳️‍🌈
• New activities with the Boat Tour
• Exclusive Rare ‘NURSE SHARK’ available for 7,000 Compass Coins

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Fork found in kitchen

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is posting weird AI slop

[_yyan @yhawklee]

the concept of finding out the timmie’s grilled cheese is back via sportsnet stream at the bruno mars concert

[CONQUEST. @WrathOfViltrum]

How it feels to see a yume of the character you’re parodying in your replies

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@AskLapin They film all types of shit in Winnipeg too

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To make room for "US President, 2029-2033"

[James Laverty @jjlavs2]

Why did they skip the VP part on Biden’s plaque? Clearly room for it.

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Oh my God Raphael Chestang is in the Pitt

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@Grochowa2 This is a good deal please post the link, if you own the land too

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@hcsrih @BornRuffians

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@johnny_tmanV2

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@Hania16836 orang

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@danghentschel Dan, imagine if this character was also BLUE. Then, it would do numbers

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@grahgamer @rcktpwrr Indeed it does, they find an invisible baby and put makeup and clothes on it, and look after it. Though I don't remember them ever finding the parents.

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@thepancakington @VitoComedy https://t.co/uNpMNMWqZc

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

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